Police Claim Man Started Shooting Up Strip Club Parking Lot After His Debit Card Was Declined

Binary_Bark

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According to The Courier, a senior citizen in Waterloo, Iowa reacted to a situation in which his debit card was declined by pulling out a gun and shooting up a parking lot of a strip club. That senior citizen, 67-year-old James Allen Wells, then reportedly led campus police from the University of Northern Iowa on a chase before it ended, abruptly, with a minor car crash.

Obviously Wells was arrested, and he was charged for a lot of things, including: carrying weapons, two counts of second-degree criminal mischief, five counts of reckless use of a firearm, two counts of assault on a peace officer and one count each of eluding, reckless driving, interference while armed and also fourth-degree criminal mischief.

 

Bryn

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We all get triggered - this guy just gets triggered more than most, and had a gun.

When Woolies food market only has 2-3 tills staffed at peak times and the queue to checkout stretches to Andromeda, it's just as well I don't have a gun on hand or I might shoot the manager.
 
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