Polo-stylin' lesson 5 : Broken rear wiper

[Rouxenator]

Yes folks, its time for another lesson in Polo-stylin'. By closely observing the behaviors and modifications made by other Polo owners this thread is aimed to help you be more like your fellow Polo drivers (and what a lot you are!).

So far we have looked at Chrome door handles and the usage of duct tape to hold your Polo together. Very important was to choose a colour that matches your hazards and keep on ridin on your slicks.

Todays modification is one you can either perform yourself or if you give your Polo enough time it will do it for you - the broken rear wiper :

Seriously, who want to see what is happening behind them on a rainy day anyway? You've already been there and its no use looking back at mistakes made

Its probably just another boring Astra driver anyways

 

[Smooth Criminal]

There appears to be a piece of turd in the reflection of that Polo

Seriously dude, how bored do you have to be?

 

[Rouxenator]

Ag you know, it is the normal Stellenbosch morning traffic, I keep myself awake by looking out for cars with defects. They are mostly Volkswagens. But then again, isn't that what you would expect from a Volkswagen?

I really have to keep myself from driving into the rear of other cars. They seem to reflect the most beautiful Astra G ever made... then I realize - you fool, that's your beautiful Astra G reflecting of that crappy VWs behind.

 

[JK8]

Sis, you broke his wiper!!!
Im sure it the wiper transforming and trying to give you the finger for driving that crap, and I see you a wanna be golf driver with your fog lights on!

 

[HapticSimian]

Ah, yes... the irreverent Opel driver - reduced to a constant search for validation of his questionable choices in personal transportation. So very, very sad...

 

[Rouxenator]

I don't have fog lights, my Astra is the entry level CS one. I always like going with the alternative, not mainstream, thats why I drive Opel and like to make VW look like a sheep choice. And a bad one at that.

 

[Captain Beer]

I don't have fog lights, my Astra is the entry level CS one. I always like going with the alternative, not mainstream, thats why I drive Opel and like to make VW look like a sheep choice. And a bad one at that.

Opel isn't mainstream?

They sold 933 Corsa Utilitys in August, more than the BMW 3 series or Toyota Yaris

 

[Rouxenator]

Do you know what an LCV is ?

 

[Pyro]

Sis, you broke his wiper!!!
Im sure it the wiper transforming and trying to give you the finger for driving that crap, and I see you a wanna be golf driver with your fog lights on!

I don't have fog lights, my Astra is the entry level CS one. I always like going with the alternative, not mainstream, thats why I drive Opel and like to make VW look like a sheep choice. And a bad one at that.

LOL - definitely not fog lights. The bump in the polo makes you see the headlight twice

You sure make a lot of assumptions.

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I'm impressed - his lights all seem to work!

 

[Rosaudio]

The reflection...

 

[Captain Beer]

Do you know what an LCV is ?

Sorry man, I thought the opel badge ment it was an opel, my bad.

 

[Stokstert]

Haha, Rouxie getting flack again.

 

[HapticSimian]

Yep, apparently the Astra is now SO not mainstream that Opel decided it's not worth selling them here any more. Sorry, Rouxenator - would be wrong not to take the gap