Proteas tour to Zimbabwe: Aug-Sep 2014

[MickeyD]

I cannot agree with what Faf and Hash are doing right now... they need to accelerate the run rate - NOW!!!

Or get out attempting to do so.

13 overs to go and our most destructive batsmen are waiting in the hut... FFS. AB, Miller and JP kicking their heels while these two push for singles and fecking dot balls.

I'd better change channels and watch them running a 42.2km marathon - before I have a fecking heart attack.

 

[MickeyD]

Yay!!! Another single.

 

[MickeyD]

Yay!!! Another single.

and a dot ball.

YAY!!!! Another single

How fecking exciting!

DJIRRE!!!!!! A four!!!!! My fEcking heart.... PALPITATIONS FFS!!!

 

[MickeyD]

Zimbabwe don't want to get these two out... with them batting Zim are in with a chance.

 

[MickeyD]

FFS...

/chews a box of bilocor

Faf hits 4x4s in an over !!!!!

 

[ZCFOutkast]

Zimbabwe don't want to get these two out... with them batting Zim are in with a chance.

Someone's whispered into his ear - four overs too late - that this is an ODI&they're in the power.

 

[MickeyD]

Someone's whispered into his ear - four overs too late - that this is an ODI&they're in the power.

My heart cannot handle this any more... Amla hit a 6 !!!!

 

[MickeyD]

Someone's whispered into his ear - four overs too late - that this is an ODI&they're in the power.

This should have started in the 31st over. Our batting power play got us 40 off 4 overs with two set batsmen.

 

[OGroteKoning]

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! FAF OUT. Now let's get some runs on the board

 

[ZCFOutkast]

AB must focus on getting big runs instead of wasting time handing Amla the strike to complete is ton!

 

[satanboy]

Amla 100*

 

[MickeyD]

So AB walks in with 46 balls left in the innings and he must now perform miracles?

Too fecking late, she cried.

 

[satanboy]

My heart cannot handle this any more... Amla hit a 6 !!!!

He listened.

 

[OGroteKoning]

What a massive 6! Hit the ice cream sales person outside the park

 

[OGroteKoning]

So AB walks in with 46 balls left in the innings and he must now perform miracles?

Too fecking late, she cried.

We should declare. 300 would be too much

 

[Garson007]

Mickey, you're taking ODIs a bit seriously in your old age. Don't let retirement ruin your life.

 

[Arthur]

But wait. There's more. Another wicket!

 

[MickeyD]

Mickey, you're taking ODIs a bit seriously in your old age. Don't let retirement ruin your life.

Hey... this be my game! And the Proteas, them be my team... but we cannot allow poor individual performances be overlooked, even while we are winning.

These shortcomings will get highlighted when we play the "bigger" teams and we will see our arses again.

Maybe I should wait for them to get home and then sit down with the coach and give him a piece of my mind!!! (His wife works for me )

 

[OGroteKoning]

/snip

Maybe I should wait for them to get home and then sit down with the coach and give him a piece of my mind!!! (His wife works for me )

Not for long...

 

[MickeyD]

Not for long...

10 more days!