Public sex ideas?

RazedInBlack

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Or her eyes would start bleeding and we'd be snapped up by the papparazzi mid-stroke, during a miracle...

They got PMS through the eyes in those days? :eek:

I assume the pad didn't have wings then 2000 odd years ago.
 

StellenboschStudent

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Find a traffic cam, speed over it while having sex! Then in a couple of weeks time, you will get a nice picture to keep!
 

DJ...

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Done @ Woolworths! I have seen some of the woollies Fitting rooms have BIG rooms, with ample space ... It was FUN!

Space only becomes an issue when I pull out, chaarna. LOL.

Were there separate men's and women's ftting rooms btw?
 

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Sneak into someone's office while they're on lunch.
Cango caves
Museum (not a lot of people go to them anymore. But it'll be creepy as hell with all your prehistoric ancestors staring at you while you're doing it in an ox wagon.)
 

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This post is not suitable for minors! :)

Take a peek at a porn series called Inflagranti but be sure to focus on their "public" series (illegal scheissegal) for some REAL exhibitionist sex ideas. Avoid the others as they are into some kinky crap (literally!).

It really is possible anywhere! At the end of the day one only needs a short skirt for her and a zip up pants for him to do the deed.
 

BinaryJack

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Were there separate men's and women's ftting rooms btw?

No. It makes it easier for a first time.
Start with the big branches first and then work your way up to smaller/boutiques where there is less chance to be not noticed.
 

xrapidx

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Past the river, then bushes, then rocks by the next beach.

How was your stay in the castle? Still on my list to stay at list.

Crap - Now I can't remember how far we went along the 'path'.

Loved the stay, could move there actually, no electricity, no cars (not allowed to drive on beach to castle), no cellphone - although I believe its gotten considerably more expensive than when I was there in May 2008.
 

Ou grote

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Crap - Now I can't remember how far we went along the 'path'.

Loved the stay, could move there actually, no electricity, no cars (not allowed to drive on beach to castle), no cellphone - although I believe its gotten considerably more expensive than when I was there in May 2008.

It says R600 to R1200 pp.

Stay SANParks chalet's at Stormsriver mouth sometime, beautiful place.
Around R400 to R700 for 2 people per night - great value.
 

techead

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your bosses desk

boardroom table

drive your car up and down the N1 a couple of times to get the bonnet nice and toasty, then to the top of a building parking lot, preferably in a city area so other buildings look down...

:)
 

techead

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ah yes... Dont ever try this at a small dinner party. It was a bit too obvious, and while people at the time didnt say anything... it came out later that they all knew we were shaggin our brains out in the bathroom! :)

haha! :)
 

The_Other

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Space only becomes an issue when I pull out, chaarna. LOL.

Were there separate men's and women's ftting rooms btw?

No.... Just a row of "stalls"

O ja... And on the beach at San La Meer and Munster on the South Cost. The Best!
 
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DJ...

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ah yes... Dont ever try this at a small dinner party. It was a bit too obvious, and while people at the time didnt say anything... it came out later that they all knew we were shaggin our brains out in the bathroom! :)

haha! :)

Handjob at the table is about as naughty as it gets. Especially if her parents are there...
 

xrapidx

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It says R600 to R1200 pp.

Stay SANParks chalet's at Stormsriver mouth sometime, beautiful place.
Around R400 to R700 for 2 people per night - great value.

Website is outdated... think its way more now... and that's excluding food. Maybe they've come down again.

Thanks for the tip :p
 

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how about those "tubes" at a macdonalds playland, very late at night?

it would feel even more dirty to you since you hate Mcd's
 
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Nick333

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Two weeks ago. KZN south coast. Private property, but about five metres away from the public beach in plain site of anyone going for a stroll. Her leaning against a garden table me behind her with a bottle of rum in my hand shouting "Yarrrr, me matie's".

Man, I'm a goddamn romantic at heart :D.

I want to be a pirate in the worst way. Coming back to Jozi ****s with your head after a week like that. :(
 

RazedInBlack

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At night, my dad was driving, I'm sitting next to him, and my gf was in the back seat. But my arms are long and so are my fingers ;)

Dad never suspected a thing :D

Lol!

I was gonna say something! Its too rude!

ROFL!
 

DJ...

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At night, my dad was driving, I'm sitting next to him, and my gf was in the back seat. But my arms are long and so are my fingers ;)

Dad never suspected a thing :D

Was it raining at the time? I don't think I could've contained myself if I was in your position and your dad turned around said "Pretty wet tonight, isn't it?"
 
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