Public sex ideas?

[Keeper]

Um...um...um...no I'm gonna have to give this one a skip...

c'mon man - think of all the weird angles and positions in those toobs, the possibilities are endless !

 

[techead]

At night, my dad was driving, I'm sitting next to him, and my gf was in the back seat. But my arms are long and so are my fingers

Dad never suspected a thing

WIN!!!!

 

[RazedInBlack]

Was it raining at the time? I don't think I could've contained myself if I was in your position and your dad turned around said "Pretty wet tonight, isn't it?"

 

[DJ...]

Two weeks ago. KZN south coast. Private property, but about five metres away from the public beach in plain site of anyone going for a stroll. Her leaning against a garden table me behind her with a bottle of rum in my hand shouting "Yarrrr, me matie's".

Man, I'm a goddamn romantic at heart .

At the pump house (excuse the pun) at the Fourways Putt Putt course, as I was about to send the swimmers I spanked her ass and shouted out "FOUR!!!!!"

Nothing like combining public sex with a little role-play too...

 

[Jabberwocky]

There are many guest farms you could go to..... if you are looking for a scenic place I would recommend Clarens, or groot marico. This place at groot marico we went to had a wooden raft fixed on the river between two willow trees. Looked like an excellent bonking spot.

 

[fdaniels]

At night, my dad was driving, I'm sitting next to him, and my gf was in the back seat. But my arms are long and so are my fingers

Dad never suspected a thing

Lol. Though the joke is probably on you. There is no way that he could not have noticed that something was up He was probably just to shy / shocked / ashamed to say anything. Hehehe

 

[RazedInBlack]

Lol. Though the joke is probably on you. There is no way that he could not have noticed that something was up He was probably just to shy / shocked / ashamed to say anything. Hehehe

The fish smell probably got to him.

 

[DJ...]

Lol. Though the joke is probably on you. There is no way that he could not have noticed that something was up He was probably just to shy / shocked / ashamed to say anything. Hehehe

I'd like to know if she was a screamer or a moaner though? How do you explain that away? Especially if she's a screamer - moaning can be attributed to too much to drink (although it would be weird if his dad said "No throwing up in my car"). But what do you say when she screams? "Sorry, I saw a cat in the road"? That's enough to mess with any future orgasms...

 

[R13...]

That's a pretty good challenge. Problem is most of them are guarded by over-zealous power-trippers, but if it can be done on an airplane, it can be done in Edgars too...

I see Edgars in Sandton City specifically prohibits couples entering change room together.
Must be from experience.

 

[Slootvreter]

Isn't sky diving much more safer . . . option?

I high altitude is a great substitute for viagra. Not that you need it hey?

With viagra it's hardly ever a case of needing it, it's about going in with all gunz blazing.

 

[DJ...]

I see Edgars in Sandton City specifically prohibits couples entering change room together.
Must be from experience.

But I guarantee they'll allow two women in without asking questions. They could land up defending themselves against South Africa's first ever heterophobic case...

 

[Nick333]

At the pump house (excuse the pun) at the Fourways Putt Putt course, as I was about to send the swimmers I spanked her ass and shouted out "FOUR!!!!!"

Nothing like combining public sex with a little role-play too...

Lol. As long as you're with someone with a sense of humour.

 

[RazedInBlack]

At night, my dad was driving, I'm sitting next to him, and my gf was in the back seat. But my arms are long and so are my fingers

Dad never suspected a thing

Finger licking good?

 

[DigitalSoldier]

don't know if this has been mentioned before, but what about a confession booth in a catholic church ?

 

[RazedInBlack]

don't know if this has been mentioned before, but what about a confession booth in a catholic church ?

We giving Catholics a break!

Maybe at a Born Again convention. Theres load of idiots having fits and rolling around on the floor!

 

[DJ...]

We giving Catholics a break!

Maybe at a Born Again convention. Theres load of idiots having fits and rolling around on the floor!

But if you can't poke them and make fun of them, what makes you think you'd be allowed to poke them while having fun with them?

 

[Sly21C]

Me and my girlfriend are thinking of having sex in the change room of a clothing store in a shopping mall, we are gonna do it . I also thought of doing it at the cinema, late at night when there's no one there, or at least oral sex.

 

[wetkit]

OK, try Rhodes Memorial in CPT. They have these nice huge lions on the speps looking down towards CPT. Best place eva. "Rode a lion bareback!!!!"
Road side help.... Pull of the road, open the bonnet, gf looks for problem, you "supervising" from the rear. Only when you like past the standing car do you really notice what is actually happening...
Noon gun - Sneak down from Lions head viewpoint to close as possable to the noon gun. Enjoy the shockwave
Just bump here while she is talking to her mother on the phone.

 

[sonxEr77]

At the Airport information desk with the mic on

 

[RazedInBlack]

But if you can't poke them and make fun of them, what makes you think you'd be allowed to poke them while having fun with them?

Learn to speak in tongues. Some hot BA chick is bound to fall on her knees and give it up for you.