Raccoon bites off man's penis

[Geriatrix]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

 

[BCO]

WTF?!?!

 

[Devill]

And people still believe that we are an evolved species

 

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

Sweet justice is best served with a chunk of mangled, severed penis.

 

[killadoob]

OMG no matter how drunk i can get i would never think of raping an animal goodness me.

What a complete and utter retard. Justice has been served.

 

[Keeper]

raccoons are pretty sexy but this is going too far....

 

[Mila]

LOLZ!!! Serves him right i hope the hing rots and fall off!!

 

[Just_Ice]

The poor guy was hungry. Rather that, than have the raccoon starve

 

[bekdik]

When I saw this thread I thought it was another Joost story

 

[Mila]

http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/album.php?albumid=358&pictureid=2661

 

[Darshur]

That guy is sick, he deserves getting his manhood taken away.

 

[Jewelbox]

Must have been a tough part to chew?

 

[Mila]

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kim_Webchick]

LOL revenge is painful

 

[Claymore]

And people still believe that we are an evolved species

We are evolved...to have sex outside of mating seasons.

 

[xrapidx]

I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so much : "No means no... raccoon".

 

[Aeron]

They talk about giving head, well that guy really gave it!

 

[Surv0]

Lol this is bloody uncanny - saw a pic on 4chan yest at a buddies place where a guy was forcing a racoon to go down on him... yes there was a pic...
Then this... dont think its related tho, just bloody uncanny...

And no i dont condone this behaviour at all..

 

[Morgoth]

he gave a new meaning to BJ

 

[Venom Rush]

This is a good case of evolution. Watch the video below and you'll understand why
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vss1VKN2rf8&feature=related

EDIT: For those that still won't get it. Now that he can't use what isn't there, there's no chance of him producing a "Mini Me", Hence we have less idiots making us all smarter