Ramaphosa tells frustrated Soweto residents: Only the ANC can solve electricity woes

TheChamp

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I know a woman, with a normal eskom point, first time eskom switch off just the switch. She switch it back on. Then they disconnect the wire, she reconnect it. Then they remove all the power, she went to the police and report the theft.
Now she use gas and candles.
Sounds like an alternate version of Mean Woman Blues.
 

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Good news, the ANC has kept its promise, free electricity is available. He must just present himself to his nearest Eskom office, all shall be revealed when he gets there.

Word games to trick the gullible. Genius!

Electricity is freely available. < - Here's a statement that opens one up to all sorts of potential pesky issues in future. Screams "hold me accountable!", for one thing. Also reeks of honesty and transparency. No way to misconstrue that to suggest free stuff. Nah, this won't do.

Free electricity is available. <- Now we're talking! Come and get it, peasants.

You should go into politics, sir. You were made for this stuff.
 

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I blame the National Party, they were not supposed to provide them with electricity, the cheek and entitlement stems from there, we wouldn't have this problem if they got electricity in 94 like everybody else.

Comrade, I'm confused. In the Sharepville photos we already saw the Eskom cables. They had access to electricity just like every body else, even the witous. All they had to do was pay like the witous.

Word games to trick the gullible. Genius!

Electricity is freely available. < - Here's a statement that opens one up to all sorts of potential pesky issues in future. Screams "hold me accountable!", for one thing. Also reeks of honesty and transparency. No way to misconstrue that to suggest free stuff. Nah, this won't do.

Free electricity is available. <- Now we're talking! Come and get it, peasants.

You should go into politics, sir. You were made for this stuff.
I hope my reply answers it. It's freely available if you pay for it.

Tbh, it was. Now only when there's no load shedding. :giggle:
 

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Good news, the ANC has kept its promise, free electricity is available. He must just present himself to his nearest Eskom office, all shall be revealed when he gets there.
Looks like this man has story to tell and will be awesome to have him here. I suspect he is that guy - everyone's friend in Soweto

The man, who refused to be named, said the late former president Nelson Mandela’s promise of a better South Africa with free education, free electricity, free water and sanitation had not been realised.
 

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I know a woman, with a normal eskom point, first time eskom switch off just the switch. She switch it back on. Then they disconnect the wire, she reconnect it. Then they remove all the power, she went to the police and report the theft.
Now she use gas and candles.
Name is Nthabiseng perhaps ? Just checking before I confirm your story's accuracy.
 

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Name is Nthabiseng perhaps ? Just checking before I confirm your story's accuracy.
Must tell you the truth, I know what she look like, what color car the husband is driving, where she stay, but her name and id not. Someone who works for Eskom told me about this story. So confirm I can, but I just told it here as I fought it would fit in this thread.
 
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Well at least the cops didn't "monitor the situation" for too long this time around.

Do like the idea that Eskom mustn't just disconnect an entire area when they are potentially seeing a 99.5% non-payment/tampering rate in that area.
 

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Ag, just another day in Sunny SA.....Not sure why this even news anymore?
Someone dissatisfied with something....ergo...burn some crap......And inconvience everyone else...
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So no surprise... they fell for the communist lies, once again.
Voted ANC... their power woes did not change, probably got worse.
 

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Hey Squirrelpoesa, why are people paying R370 a month just for the pleasure of having an escum wire running past their house????? EVEN though they are not using electricity?.
STEALING LEECHING TWATS.
 

The_Librarian

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This time round the ANC gotta prove themselves first though. They've alienated too many people.
 

Mekon

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Only fools and horses except the horses figured this the bullshyt long ago.

The cANCer saying they are the only one that can sort out electricity woes is like an incompetent retarded bunch of morons that think they can run a country.....oh wait :unsure:
 
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