Renova Coloured Perfumed Toilet Paper

[satanboy]

Anyone seen this?

Style your bathroom with this perfumed, coloured toilet paper range! Used in upmarket homes, restaurants, hotels and spas. Used by celebrities Beyonce, Simon Cowell and Chris Jenner.

Imagine enhancing the look of your bathroom to match your towels, mats and bathroom decor! This range is ideal for events, functions or even buying this as a gift for a new home owner!

- Soothingly soft and hypoallergenic
- Colour does not run when wet
- Perfumed

- 2 per pack
- Dermatologically tested
- Gynacologically tested
- 100% Bio-degradable
- 3 Ply

http://www.bidorbuy.co.za/item/161153308/Renova_Coloured_Perfumed_Toilet_Paper_Assorted_Colours.html

LOL

 

[Stokstert]

You must be furking joking to ask R70 for 2 rolls and still pretend to give me 53% off the orignal price of R150. Someone already baught one at that price and is prepared to pay R49 courier on top.....total idiot. :wtf:

 

[Wasabee!]

Item condition: new

NO SH*T! I mean really there better be no sh*t on there.

 

[FrankCastle]

People will sell any shyte even if its just for shyte.

 

[chrisc]

In the Pound shops in the UK you can get decorated 2 ply paper, some with flowers, stripes, currency, messages, etc. 2 packs for £1.00. No bright colours though

 

[satanboy]

In the Pound shops in the UK you can get decorated 2 ply paper, some with flowers, stripes, currency, messages, etc. 2 packs for £1.00. No bright colours though

Beyonce does not approve

 

[biometrics]

I'd like the brown roll.

 

[chrisc]

I'd like the brown roll.

Damn good idea, you can dry it out and re-use it. Why didn't I think of that? Ok for blowing your nose

 

[Venomous]

that colouring is going nowhere near my ......

 

[sk33Lo]

Came in expecting to read about toilet paper smelling like KWV. Left disappointed.

 

[Stokstert]

A former GM of Somchem (a Denel affiliate) insisted on using pink toilet paper only if I remember correctly.

 

[Ninja'd]

It's like wiping your ass with a Care Bear.

 

[bokdrol]

Talk about flushing away your money....

 

[Lordpiet]

This is why my bathroom is white you can buy the cheap stuff and it will still match your paint job. . .

 

[b_crazy]

That brown one will just result in infinite wiping for the OCD people out there.

 

[Hippies]

//approves of colours

 

[Ninja'd]

//approves of colours

/sees username

No surprise there.

 

[b_crazy]

And the red one will only result in constant panic attacks.

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

Is this supposed to make your ass smell nicer when taking a dump?

 

[b_crazy]

Is this supposed to make your ass smell nicer when taking a dump?

I think just your hands. So you don't have to wash 'em.