Residents invade clinic hoping to see patients 'stuck together during coitus'

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Residents invade Zandspruit clinic to see patients 'stuck together during coitus'

Zandspruit clinic was forced to shut its doors after being invaded by residents hoping to see a couple they heard had gotten stuck together during sex

www.iol.co.za

Zandspruit clinic was forced to close after scores of residents went there wanting to see the patients who allegedly got stuck during sexual intercourse on Monday.

The City of Joburg’s MMC for Health and Social Development, Dr Mpho Phalatse tweeted a picture of people outside what could be seen as the yard of the clinic with others on the roof of the building next door and wrote: “Zandspruit Clinic was forced to close yesterday following its invasion by residents looking for 2 patients allegedly stuck together during coitus. There were no such patients at the clinic! Can the sick be attended to in peace today please”.

A member of the clinic committee in Zandspruit, Themby Baijana, also confirmed that the incident never took place.

“I was at the clinic yesterday and again today. The story was just a lie, someone misled the community. The clinic had to be closed because the people started getting violent,” she said

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[LazyLion]

It's a metaphor for South Africa

 

[R13...]

Coitus? Is the MMC a Sheldon?

 

[3WA]

I’ve heard of people getting stuck together. How does it happen? Barbed penis?

 

[skimread]

Someone started a rumour and everyone wanted to go ask the guy what medicine or witchdoctor he used

 

[R13...]

I’ve heard of people getting stuck together. How does it happen? Barbed penis?

Some kind of medical condition - you can Google the name. The vjay contracts and the d can't retract.

 

[MidnightWizard]

It's a metaphor for South Africa

MyBB and the TEACHER THREAD ..........

 

[grok]

I’ve heard of people getting stuck together. How does it happen? Barbed penis?

I once got stuck to a particularly hairy guy after we fell asleep hugging and our combined ejaculate dried on our stomachs and pubes basically fusing our lower extremities together.
I must further confess that separation was only achieved after many false starts and cries of pain followed by hysterical laughter which somehow made the hair-pulling worse.

Overshare maybe, but you did ask..

 

[Ancalagon]

Some kind of medical condition - you can Google the name. The vjay contracts and the d can't retract.

It happens when her husband walks in and she gets a skrik.

 

[daveza]

Did they really think they could all just stroll in and take selfies with the happy couple ?

 

[supersunbird]

Ook niks gewoond nie (Not used to anything, an Afrikaans saying)

 

[ForceFate]

/facepalm

It's like stopping and hanging around an accident scene that's already secured and attended to. You're not going to make much difference unless you're a medical or EMS professional.

 

[wbot]

What the hell is a coitus?

 

[Mekon]

 

[Thor]

That's what happens when you have a country who's education and average IQ is just above retard.

 

[TheChamp]

That's what happens when you have a country who's education and average IQ is just above retard.

They get stuck during coitus?

 

[krycor]

MyBB and the TEACHER THREAD ..........

Exactly what I was thinking.. fun to correlate comments on this thread with those on there.

 

[Jola]

They get stuck during coitus?

No, they storm the clinic.

 

[Flanders]

I once got stuck to a particularly hairy guy after we fell asleep hugging and our combined ejaculate dried on our stomachs and pubes basically fusing our lower extremities together.
I must further confess that separation was only achieved after many false starts and cries of pain followed by hysterical laughter which somehow made the hair-pulling worse.

Overshare maybe, but you did ask..

Every subsequent poster:

 

[Captain Beer]

What the hell is a coitus?

That's when a man puts his hoo-hoo-dilly in the woman's cha-cha.