Rhema church founder Ray McCauley dies at 75

[Cray]

All these pastors doing gods work in top end porches and range rovers. God wants them to preach in style bru.

They are doing the Lord's work, in a Porsche they can just do it faster....

 

[dj_jyno]

How on earth did he amass a R580 million net worth?

 

[Pudding McTwinkle]

They are doing the Lord's work, in a Porche they can just do it faster....

A what?

 

[Cray]

A what?

It's a test to see if people can extrapolate in the face of a clear autocorrect error, sorry, you failed.

 

[Oldfut]

I'm not one to hate on people, but he was not exactly a humble pastor, punting prosperity at every turn, not my cup of tea.

I think his house was even on Top Billing many years ago.. Also, he loved cozying up with the politicians

He also had a nice spot on the beach at La Lucia, very close to the Oppenheimers methinks. For full immersion baptism I guess?

 

[ShaunSA]

Yep. Look I am fairly religious. I was a full time missionary for a few years when younger.

Yeah let's not pretend missionaries are any better

 

[Itsa Trap]

I doubt he has gone to the Lord.

He has gone underground where that evil fuxker belongs.

Unfortunately management is currently topside doing the hard work, but flying in style.

 

[Cray]

Unfortunately management is currently topside doing the hard work, but flying in style.

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Jirre, he looks Satanic in that pic.

 

[Grant]

A what?

oh sweet twinkie pudding !
do you realise we read primarily by word / word shape recognition- spelling is largely inconsequential

as lang as the furst amd larst letturs are in the reight plece we manige to reid farely quikly

 

[Grant]

Jirres, he looks Satanic in that pic.

he always seems to look possessed

 

[Grant]

He also had a nice spot on the beach at La Lucia, very close to the Oppenheimers methinks. For full immersion baptism I guess?

eastmoor crescent, if i remember correctly

oppenheimer is on forest drive, eastmoor and homeford.
i know the oppie house well - i "liberated" some cacti plants from the property many many many years back

**now thinking about it, i was rather cheeky by liberating foliage, then having the gall to transplant to the house i was living in on lady ellen crescent very close by.
the house i was in was a company owned house, i was merely the occupant at the time, but the oppie cacti collection proved beyond temptation

 

[Ninja'd]

Yeah let's not pretend missionaries are any better

On lazy days I prefer cowgirl.

 

[Ninja'd]

i know the oppie house well - i "liberated" some cacti plants from the property many many many years back

Your hedonism knows no bounds. Pastor Ray would've baptised you then and there.

 

[OutlawJoseyWales]

Yeah let's not pretend missionaries are any better

So we judging all people in one group now?

That would make all gays pedophiles.

 

[Grant]

Your hedonism knows no bounds. Pastor Ray would've baptised you then and there.

i suspect he would have kept my head under water for about 15mins too many

 

[Grant]

So we judging all people in one group now?

That would make all gays preachers pedophiles.

fixed that for you

 

[OutlawJoseyWales]

fixed that for you

Yes, plenty of those too, doesn't change my point though.

 

[Nerfherder]

They are doing the Lord's work, in a Porsche they can just do it faster....

The good lord helps them who help themselves....

 

[Grant]

Yeah let's not pretend missionaries are any better

i have a streak of insanity in my family on the one side.

the older cousin is a priest in the hauge - he is ok.
his younger brother is a missionary traveling the depths of darkest africa trying to convert the natives.
their sister invented her own religion - and now "lives off the land"

 

[spiff]

was'nt he involved in some sex scandel back in the 70's / 80's?