Rhema church founder Ray McCauley dies at 75

[G'Wobblez]

Religion is good business.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Yep. Look I am fairly religious.

Cannot stand hypocrites.

hmm..

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Religion is good business.

Indeed. At one stage, I did consider setting up a 'Place of worship' on an agricultural holding. LOL. I kid you not.

 

[Pudding McTwinkle]

oh sweet twinkie pudding !
do you realise we read primarily by word / word shape recognition- spelling is largely inconsequential

as lang as the furst amd larst letturs are in the reight plece we manige to reid farely quikly

Micro penis energy, Granti.

 

[PaulGherkin]

Religion is good business.

Indeed... L Ron Hubbard saw the gap too.

 

[Sapphiron]

 

[vigras rojara]

Inside the most powerful church in south Africa

Jacob Zuma attends. So do many of the ANC's most senior figures. But suspicion of Rhema's materialist message has left outsiders worried at its growing influence. Daniel Howden reports from Johannesburg

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I didn't know he was a body builder and hairdresser before he became a god botherer!

 

[Goosfrabba]

The good lord helps them who help themselves....

Said no Bible ever

 

[Nerfherder]

Said no Bible ever

James 4-8?

Come close to God, and God will come close to you. Wash your hands, you sinners; purify your hearts, for your loyalty is divided between God and the world.


I'm adlibbing but the text exists.

 

[Goosfrabba]

James 4-8?

Come close to God, and God will come close to you. Wash your hands, you sinners; purify your hearts, for your loyalty is divided between God and the world.


I'm adlibbing but the text exists.

There are a couple passages that can be twisted into the 'God helps those who help themselves' schtick

1 Timothy 5:8 comes to mind - "But if anyone does not provide for his relatives, and especially for members of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever."

It's used to justify the greed of accumulating wealth for oneself in the name of God

 

[Grant]

Micro penis energy, Granti.

have you considered enlargement surgery ?

 

[Pudding McTwinkle]

have you considered enlargement surgery ?

Stop projecting.

 

[Grant]

Stop projecting.

the lady doth pretest too loud

 

[Pudding McTwinkle]

the lady doth pretest too loud

Cool story, Mnr micro pee-pee.

 

[Sapphiron]

If these blokes are the best God has, then God best review his standards.

Or they are exactly what God wants, we should be adjusting our standards for God.

 

[Pegging]

have you considered enlargement surgery ?

Stop projecting.

This got deleted from the funny pics thread, but it’s surely appropriate here.

 

[Cray]

This got deleted from the funny pics thread, but it’s surely appropriate here.

Some people are way too uptight.

 

[Solarion]

 

[Itsa Trap]

Jirre, he looks Satanic in that pic.

My dude, I am a militant atheist and a clip of that man speaking at various of his sermons, his voice, his face contorting... I grabbed for the holy water and gurgled it.

 

[Itsa Trap]

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Yeah, if this is what's going to heaven, then I think Dystheism might be right.