SA can beat Aids in a decade says AIDS shower boy Zuma

Pooky

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If everyone would just take a shower AIDS would be gone sooner than that.
 

lion_fish

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If everyone would just take a shower AIDS would be gone sooner than that.

How Zuma came to this solution:

"Hau...ok, if the showa = the cure for AIDS, and da showa is just da watta, then if all the peoples go out into the rains, then she will be cured sharp sharp!

I am da jeni-ous! no wanda the ANC and the peoples love me!"

So there you go, stand in the [-]BIG SHOWER[/-] rain and be cured!
 

.Froot.

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There is a simple 10-year solution - once HIV progresses into full-blown AIDS (which doesn't always happen but in most cases does), the people generall die within 10 years if given little or no treatment. Then just keep all the AIDS-infected people away from the others... they die (which they will anyways) within the 10 years and hey, no more AIDS :p

Okay, unfortunately this is a very unlikely scenario, but it does fit into a timespan of 10 years :D
 

boramk

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I'm thinking Zuma means mass genocide than actual government programs and such
 

killadoob

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Lol borak was thinking the same thing.

Froot Aids is becoming really bad and at some stage i think the world will have to face moving the infected out of area's and setup an infected area or something. Outbreak movie comes to mind.

I think in 10 years we will see like 40% of SA infected with AIDS.
 
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