Sanral didn't mean to mislead on e-tags

[QuintonB]

Sanral: We don’t want to mislead you on e-tolls

Sanral says that it was never its intention to mislead the public with its advertising – explaining that its just incredibly difficult to audit the exact figures.

 

[Messugga]

Sanral: We don’t want to mislead you on e-tolls

Sanral says that it was never its intention to mislead the public with its advertising – explaining that its just incredibly difficult to audit the exact figures.

Oh bull****. Go **** yourself SANRAL.

 

[Mars]

Sanral says that it was never its intention to mislead the public with its advertising – explaining that its just incredibly difficult to audit the exact figures.

And yet Outa managed to figure them out without direct access to the figures?

 

[qinglung]

Well well well, each description contains "and might or might not include"... clearly they have no clue what their numbers represent and are just guessing. Either it's included or it's not, no two ways about it.

 

[porchrat]

Should be as easy as a single bloody SQL query.

 

[akescpt]

so much BS. what kind of kark system do they have that no one can write a query and get an answer?

 

[Sinbad]

Cry me a ****ing river, Scamral. You LIED. Deliberately. You don't ACCIDENTALLY make **** up.

 

[grok]

Sanral: We don’t want to mislead you on e-tolls

Then step down and hand over the business to more honest & capable people you ignorant, lying, scheming, stealing scumbags.

 

[koeksGHT]

Should be as easy as a single bloody SQL query.

select count(id) from accounts;

 

[damian24]

select count(id) from accounts;

or the way SANRAL does it

SELECT ABS(CONVERT(BIGINT, CONVERT(BINARY, CHECKSUM(NEWID()))) % 2000000) AS Registered_Users

D

 

[koeksGHT]

Management: Sipho, we need a new report feature for the number of etags sold.
Sipho: Ok, it's done sir, it just echos 1.2m as requested.
Management: Hello ASA, we have proof we have sold 1.2m e-tags, check our new reports.
ASA: Thanks SANRAL, all clear to continue propaganda till the next issue.
Management: Thanks ASA, see you at golf on Sunday, don't forget the 50 year old Whiskey.

 

[creeper]

or the way SANRAL does it

SELECT ABS(CONVERT(BIGINT, CONVERT(BINARY, CHECKSUM(NEWID()))) % 2000000) AS Registered_Users

D

They should've gone for DROP ALL

 

[kianm]

Consumers: We don’t want to pay you for e-tolls

 

[Messugga]

Management: Sipho, we need a new report feature for the number of etags sold.
Sipho: Ok, it's done sir, it just echos 1.2m as requested.
Management: Hello ASA, we have proof we have sold 1.2m e-tags, check our new reports.
ASA: Thanks SANRAL, all clear to continue propaganda till the next issue.
Management: Thanks ASA, see you at golf on Sunday, don't forget the 50 year old Whiskey.

Asa will only accept that if Sipho is an independent third party and an expert in the field.

 

[TJ99]

Pinocchio didn't mean to mislead on the consequences of lying
Parents didn't mean to mislead on Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy or Jesus
Fox News didn't mean to mislead on climate or Obama
Juju didn't mean to mislead on racism
Putin didn't mean to mislead on stealing Crimea
Kent Hovind didn't mean to mislead on science
Cheney didn't mean to mislead on WMDs in iRaq
Bill Clinton didn't mean to mislead on BJ's.

NEXT!

 

[Albereth]

The lies continued with some BS about the Auditor General only visiting them once a year. Internal Audit are there all the time and both the AG and management do rely on IA reports. IA would most certainly have reviewed the tag stock.

The system must also know which tags are activated because the simplest way to crash it would be to drive under a gantry with a boot full of devices that all response to the interrogation. It's also a simple thing to count the number of unique tags that have had a transaction in the last period.

If they are unable to determine the amounts per unregistered number plate one has to question how they do billing. And why isn't the AG camping there right now.

 

[_TrXtR_]

We might, or might not be speaking the truth.

 

[unrealchris]

"explaining that it is difficult to audit the exact figures"

select count(*) from database..Clients
where AmountPaid > 0

 

[unrealchris]

They were caught buttF@$#ing us, and now it's all excuses.... And still I'm not paying!

 

[Sonic2k]

Still not paying either..... scumbags don't deserve any money!