Ok, update. I ended up with Screamer, and so far it works but the latency is not acceptable and the signal is iffy - some days I have a fine connection, then for a week I can't connect at all. I am still trying to get an ADSL line, but I need the help of everyone who lives in the area.
If we all call in and order, and keep escalating those orders (if you already have an order, escalate it!) Telkom will see enough demand to push the project forward.
Even if you are happy with your current setup, requesting a line only means that they will call you back once the project is complete. You can then decide if you still want the line - if not, no harm done. If so, well, you now have the option of a cheaper lower latency alternative.
If we all call in and order, and keep escalating those orders (if you already have an order, escalate it!) Telkom will see enough demand to push the project forward.
Even if you are happy with your current setup, requesting a line only means that they will call you back once the project is complete. You can then decide if you still want the line - if not, no harm done. If so, well, you now have the option of a cheaper lower latency alternative.