Sleep paralysis is kind of fun.

[Ninja'd]

Happened to me for 3 consecutive nights now (probably gonna be 4 tonight). Night 2 was okay cause I slept on the couch and couldn't fall off of it since I couldn't move. The tv was still on and played one of those ghost shows, so just my luck.

Last night I slept with the blanket and duvet over my head (it was freaking cold) and tried to move my arms and legs to get some air but nothing. Couldn't even laugh at how useless I was at that moment.

F*** I hope this never happens if there's a burglary.

 

[Pooky]

 

[Ninja'd]

Luckily I don't believe in those things. I do know someone who legitimately thought it was a ghost and moved out of the granny flat he was living in.



Edit: Dafuq is that donkey doing behind the curtain? :wtf:

 

[Pooky]

Edit: Dafuq is that donkey doing behind the curtain? :wtf:

Donkey Kong is a gorilla, bum eyes

 

[abandonallhope]

Happened to me for 3 consecutive nights now (probably gonna be 4 tonight). Night 2 was okay cause I slept on the couch and couldn't fall off of it since I couldn't move. The tv was still on and played one of those ghost shows, so just my luck.

Last night I slept with the blanket and duvet over my head (it was freaking cold) and tried to move my arms and legs to get some air but nothing. Couldn't even laugh at how useless I was at that moment.

F*** I hope this never happens if there's a burglary.

So night 1 and 3 were not ok, cause you fell off whatever you were sleeping on ?

 

[_Hecate_]

Are you sure you werent dreaming it?

I've dreamt I couldnt open my eyes.

 

[azbob]

It's Donkey waiting for Shrek to be done with Fiona.

 

[Ninja'd]

Are you sure you werent dreaming it?

I've dreamt I couldnt open my eyes.

Nope. My eyes were open.

 

[_Hecate_]

Nope. My eyes were open.

how sure are you?

 

[Ninja'd]

how sure are you?

 

[Garson007]

I've only had this happen momentarily.

 

[Sherbang]

First step to astral projection!

 

[DerpiesFreud]

I agree....it feels great
I get it as I`m going to sleep,its not paralysis but very similar
feels awesome,like sexytiem without climax

 

[mercurial]

Happened to me for 3 consecutive nights now (probably gonna be 4 tonight). Night 2 was okay cause I slept on the couch and couldn't fall off of it since I couldn't move. The tv was still on and played one of those ghost shows, so just my luck.

Last night I slept with the blanket and duvet over my head (it was freaking cold) and tried to move my arms and legs to get some air but nothing. Couldn't even laugh at how useless I was at that moment.

F*** I hope this never happens if there's a burglary.

Step 1: Do it a few more nights
Step 2: Record everything
Step 3: Sell rights to Hollywood
Step 4: Profit???

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

It's fun until you need to scratch your nuts.

 

[rubytox]

It's fun until you need to scratch your nuts.

or until you think you're f+++king a porn queen only to wake up next to the witch of Endor ....

 

[Rocket-Boy]

Donkey Kong is a gorilla, bum eyes

I saw a donkey too but then again I know my eyes suck.