Did I say pretend? You're the ones behaving as if finding the smell of a woman's vagina arousing is weird. You did also use the words snoek fumes.
Nothing is weird about the smell of a vagina, but sitting at home sniffing the dirty laundry while wacking off like a madman is a little weird.
I just find your post a little telling on what you really think about a vagina:
If you make them feel that their vagina is a maddeningly gorgeous part of them rather than a slightly gross hole that you tolerate for the sake of her pleasure she'll repay you in kind.
maybe it's just me seeing something odd there...