Sniffing panties.

Keeper

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Did I say pretend? You're the ones behaving as if finding the smell of a woman's vagina arousing is weird. You did also use the words snoek fumes.

Nothing is weird about the smell of a vagina, but sitting at home sniffing the dirty laundry while wacking off like a madman is a little weird.


I just find your post a little telling on what you really think about a vagina:
If you make them feel that their vagina is a maddeningly gorgeous part of them rather than a slightly gross hole that you tolerate for the sake of her pleasure she'll repay you in kind.

maybe it's just me seeing something odd there...
 

Nick333

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Keeper:7620119 said:
Did I say pretend? You're the ones behaving as if finding the smell of a woman's vagina arousing is weird. You did also use the words snoek fumes.

Nothing is weird about the smell of a vagina, but sitting at home sniffing the dirty laundry while wacking off like a madman is a little weird.


I just find your post a little telling on what you really think about a vagina:
If you make them feel that their vagina is a maddeningly gorgeous part of them rather than a slightly gross hole that you tolerate for the sake of her pleasure she'll repay you in kind.

maybe it's just me seeing something odd there...

You really do have the comprehension skills of an 8 year old.
 

I.am.Sam

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hahaha so whos eating pu$sys or smelling panties tonight ...after the guys made it sound bad
 

Keeper

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hahaha so whos eating pu$sys or smelling panties tonight

Well if you are going to be eating pu$sy tonight, just make them feel that their vagina is a gorgeous part of them rather than a slightly gross hole that you tolerate for the sake of her pleasure.

So please, try to make them believe you like it, instead of seeing it as a slightly gross hole. :p
 

I.am.Sam

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Well if you are going to be eating pu$sy tonight, just make them feel that their vagina is a gorgeous part of them rather than a slightly gross hole that you tolerate for the sake of her pleasure.

So please, try to make them believe you like it, instead of seeing it as a slightly gross hole. :p

must i shower it with gifts 1st :whistling:
 

Ancalagon

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How does that song go?

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, you dont know what you been licking, oh boy!
 

ShaunSA

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hahahahaha no they must throw money and turn lamp ....:p

For some bizarre reason this brought to mind an image of Singhdude turning camphor and coconut for his thawa rofl :twisted:

Soz Singhdude. I will stop picking on your sex life from now on :D :p Although you can't blame me judging by some of the threads you have started lately! :whistling:
 

Nick333

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Well if you are going to be eating pu$sy tonight, just make them feel that their vagina is a gorgeous part of them rather than a slightly gross hole that you tolerate for the sake of her pleasure.

So please, try to make them believe you like it, instead of seeing it as a slightly gross hole. :p

Troll. Be sure to tell your gf that you really do enjoy her snoek fumes next time you manage to bring yourself to go down on her.
 

I.am.Sam

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For some bizarre reason this brought to mind an image of Singhdude turning camphor and coconut for his thawa rofl :twisted:

Soz Singhdude. I will stop picking on your sex life from now on :D :p Although you can't blame me judging by some of the threads you have started lately! :whistling:

bwahahahahahahahahahhahah wheres he i need to show him this post

eish i was thinking the same thing ...his wife has turned indianese on him and now he will have sex if he wants a baby :D:p:D
 

SinghDude

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Crazy bastards....


Should I upload my honeymoon ?

@ Shaun dude WTF you trolling a pu$$y thread ????

@sam next time you in dbn we can have an orgy ;)

@nick dude are you a pornstar in disguise or should I cast you in the 40 year old virgin II
 

Nick333

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Crazy bastards....


@nick dude are you a pornstar in disguise or should I cast you in the 40 year old virgin II

Why, because I'm obsessed with women? :D I don't know about pornstar but I've had some intense sexual relationships and talking to women and other guys I get the impression most guys really don't have a fccking clue. So, when Keeper says s#!t like, that's common sense are you a virgin? I can't help but roll my eyes. When dudes say s#1t like ew and gross about sniffing panties, I just think what a bunch of limp dick, boring pansies.

If you'd rather sniff panties than get a real women, that's probably not good. If you steal womens panties - not good. But enjoying the smell of vagina? Straight men are supposed to. Sniffing your gfs panties while you jerk off is barely a fetish.

If it you think it's yucky you have issues, you can hardly blame me for thinking you're clueless.

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