So a hot girl follows you....

[Gyre]

Photography work gets you the weirdest people messaging you. Some think your number is the the number of whichever model they fancied from your website/portfolio.

You can't believe the level of bullshit that people try, a guy contacted a model and asked to do a photo-shoot with their team of 3, so she felt more comfortable going as more people would be there. They then asked if she would be comfortable with doing nudity, and they agreed to so long as the payment was changed.

On the day, the photographer mentioned one person couldn't make it, so it would just be the model and 2 pwoplw. When she arrived, he told her the other guy had left already after setting up the stuff and would be back later to collect. There is another whole saga of how he tried tying her up for the shoot and didn't want to let her leave when she said no, but you have to be careful and take people with you when you go places these days.

 

[ShaunSA]

LOL! You're quite obviously out of touch with how the dating game works in 2021... You should check out Grindr to get a feel of what goes on these days.

People use grindr for dating?

 

[Pudding McTwinkle]

People use grindr for dating?

Hook ups(read pomps) are also considered "dating" in 2021. LOL!

 

[ShaunSA]

Hook ups(read pomps) are also considered "dating" in 2021. LOL!

Oh gay guys have been having that since forever

 

[animehero]

How old is OP

 

[ShaunSA]

How old is OP

16 if I remember right

 

[Ghoster79]

Let me guess you used to drive a twincam/golf 1 with custom sound in the 90s bumping UB40 and Simply Red?

The only thing I rode in the 90's while listening to UB40 and Simply Red was yo mama

 

[animehero]

16 if I remember right

Ah, to be young and full of hope

 

[ShaunSA]

Ah, to be young, dumb and full of cum

You got the cliche wrong

 

[Pudding McTwinkle]

The only thing I rode in the 90's while listening to UB40 and Simply Red was yo mama

 

[Ghoster79]

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It did for a while, she gave me a STD

 

[animehero]

Maybe she didn't follow you cause of your looks. Maybe you always post inspirational bs or something...

 

[Pudding McTwinkle]

It did for a while, she gave me a STD

Shame, Must have been some serious ****, seeing it skipped the itch and went straight to BURN!!!

 

[3WA]

Maybe she didn't follow you cause of your looks. Maybe you always post inspirational bs or something...

No, that can’t be it.

 

[animehero]

No, that can’t be it.

Haha I'm trying to say the guy might have more to offer xD

 

[Polymathic]

The only thing I rode in the 90's while listening to UB40 and Simply Red was yo mama

Yo Mama, was she half Chinese?

 

[Ghoster79]

Yo Mama, was she half Chinese?

Nice try junior, don't forget your participation award on the way out.

 

[dualmeister]

Make sure she does not have an Adam's apple.
It is a thing these days

 

[Polymathic]

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Nice try junior, don't forget your participation award on the way out.

Do a oke a favour by acknowledging his cringe joke and he suddenly thinks he's the greatest insult artist in the world.

 

[Polymathic]

Make sure she does not have an Adam's apple.
It is a thing these days

That I didn't do.