So i met this chick online

Sherbang

Executive Member
Joined
May 14, 2008
Messages
9,874
This Christian (me!) shags with a clean conscience...


Faith uber alles!

Yes, I suppose you're one of those who uses Jesus as an excuse to do whatever you like.
Oh yes, I murdered that person but I have faith in Jesus and he will forgive my sins so not to worry.
I may even do it again.
Thank you Jesus.

The bible? What's that?
 

Mike Hoxbig

Honorary Master
Joined
Apr 25, 2010
Messages
43,382
Yes, I suppose you're one of those who uses Jesus as an excuse to do whatever you like.
Oh yes, I murdered that person but I have faith in Jesus and he will forgive my sins so not to worry.
I may even do it again.
Thank you Jesus.

The bible? What's that?
That's all your cult requires to get into heaven anyway, to accept Jesus. The fact that you see the flaw and still accept it is baffling.
 

Anonymous™

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jun 15, 2008
Messages
407
Yes, I suppose you're one of those who uses Jesus as an excuse to do whatever you like.
Oh yes, I murdered that person but I have faith in Jesus and he will forgive my sins so not to worry.
I may even do it again.
Thank you Jesus.

The bible? What's that?

No; I live my life in a way that I would not be ashamed to stand before Jesus and account for my deeds.

I suppose you are one those perfect Christians? You know, the ones that perceive THEIR values onto others and shake their heads in disbelief when people don't conform? - That to me is what broke Christianity.

God is awesome, But sadly homo-sapiens, ****ed Him up! We're dwindling off topic here. Back to the online chick....
 

Sherbang

Executive Member
Joined
May 14, 2008
Messages
9,874
No; I live my life in a way that I would not be ashamed to stand before Jesus and account for my deeds.

I suppose you are one those perfect Christians? You know, the ones that perceive THEIR values onto others and shake their heads in disbelief when people don't conform? - That to me is what broke Christianity.

God is awesome, But sadly homo-sapiens, ****ed Him up! We're dwindling off topic here. Back to the online chick....

I'm not any sort of Christian at all.
 

Sherbang

Executive Member
Joined
May 14, 2008
Messages
9,874
Fine, that cult.

Well OK, but what does it mean to 'accept' Jesus?
Doesn't that also mean to accept his teachings and obey his commandments?
Otherwise, what are you accepting exactly?
AFAIK, Jesus said those who love him will keep his commandments, so to 'accept' Jesus as your saviour is to also accept his commandments. You think you can just believe in Jesus and that's that, you are saved but Jesus also said people must live in his love and must follow his commands, to show that you love him.
It's not enough to just believe in him you must believe in his teachings too.
 

Sherbang

Executive Member
Joined
May 14, 2008
Messages
9,874
Then you have some nerve judging him?

Why? You judge ANC members despite not being a member of the ANC.
Some nerve? :wtf:
I suppose you think the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a democracy just because they call themselves one?
Oh wait, I've a nerve to judge their democracy!
Whatever you call yourself is irrelevant, it's how you behave that defines you.
 

Mike Hoxbig

Honorary Master
Joined
Apr 25, 2010
Messages
43,382
Well OK, but what does it mean to 'accept' Jesus?
Doesn't that also mean to accept his teachings and obey his commandments?
Otherwise, what are you accepting exactly?
AFAIK, Jesus said those who love him will keep his commandments, so to 'accept' Jesus as your saviour is to also accept his commandments. You think you can just believe in Jesus and that's that, you are saved but Jesus also said people must live in his love and must follow his commands, to show that you love him.
It's not enough to just believe in him you must believe in his teachings too.
He also said that the old testament is still to be followed, a book which condones murder and rape. But that is a topic for another time.
 

Maverick Jester

The Special One
Joined
Oct 18, 2011
Messages
13,424
Why? You judge ANC members despite not being a member of the ANC.
Some nerve? :wtf:
I suppose you think the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a democracy just because they call themselves one?
Oh wait, I've a nerve to judge their democracy!
Whatever you call yourself is irrelevant, it's how you behave that defines you.

Ah joelus, usual tactics of obfuscating from point...
 
Top