So I paid JMPD a bribe

[Nerfherder]

I read this thread and then 2 others where people are complaining about Taxi's and the lack of JMPD action etc. I am at a loss for words.

Yip... I bet they bribe the cops as well.

 

[Sinbad]

Sinbad is a bladdy agent - ignore him

/casts Hydra, blizzard, energy twister AND electrickery thing.

 

[AfricanTech]

Google "rum kokos" - pure Austrian evil

omfg



About the Product

Rum flavored chocolate balls.
Made in Austria.

and I thought StrohRaisins were bad :wtf:

 

[Necropolis]

You know, you have 21 days grace after a car licence expires.

He already posted that this was 2 weeks past the grace period...

 

[AfricanTech]

/casts Hydra, blizzard, energy twister AND electrickery thing.

Eats RumKoko and StrohRaisins

/larfs

 

[Pitbull]

It was 2 weeks beyond the grace period of 28 days. It was a busy month..

o ok.

Ouch

 

[The_MAC]

You know, you have 21 days grace after a car licence expires.

I should have wrote it was over and above the grace period

 

[MagicDude4Eva]

omfg

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About the Product

Rum flavored chocolate balls.
Made in Austria.

and I thought StrohRaisins were bad :wtf:

Meh, you local guys need to really get over your Castle Light, klippies+coke. Your liver will thank you that you were never exposed to "hexengeist"

 

[Sinbad]

Eats RumKoko and StrohRaisins

/larfs

Gonna be farming like Picard? Drunk and morose?

 

[Venomous]

I got fined recently R1500 for driving with an expired licence disk (it was 2 weeks expired, first time ever), and this was in Mpumalanga. As soon as she hinted at a bribe, I told her "Sorry, I actually have a conscience and integrity". I then and there drove 30km to the magistrate in the area, and got it squashed to R500, paid it, and felt pretty relieved for not falling into the trap. Plus, I don't think I will ever forget to renew the licence disk.

Th only way to break this plague, is to simply start paying. But yeah, its tempting to part with R200 rather than R1500..

:wtf:

There is a 21 day grace period.

The worst the cop should have done was insist that you renew asap, and maybe to report to station abc before grace period expired.

 

[biena]

Austria is the land where everything want to kill you, a bit like South Africa. No wonder you are here.

/snickers/

 

[AfricanTech]

:wtf:

There is a 21 day grace period.

The worst the cop should have done was insist that you renew asap, and maybe to report to station abc before grace period expired.

Proof - nobody reads...

 

[AfricanTech]

Gonna be farming like Picard? Drunk and morose?

Hee hee

@magickoko - witblitz and mampoer

'nuff said

/shudders

 

[Necropolis]

The_MAC: There is a 21 grace period!!!!!!!!11!!!11!!

How did you not know this?

 

[AfricanTech]

Austria is the land where everything want to kill you, a bit like South Africa. No wonder you are here.

/snickers/

oh, you still alive

 

[AfricanTech]

The_MAC: There is a 21 grace period!!!!!!!!11!!!11!!

How did you not know this?

Too many Rum Kokos?

 

[The_Unbeliever]

:wtf:

There is a 21 day grace period.

The worst the cop should have done was insist that you renew asap, and maybe to report to station abc before grace period expired.

Happened to me once. Cop took a shufty, tapped on the windscreen and said I must go and renew it.

Had 2 days of grace left...

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Rum Kokos... now I know what to suggest for our CIO's biffdai prefent as he hails from Austria :twisted:

 

[Necropolis]

Rum Kokos could be quite awesome

 

[MagicDude4Eva]

Rum Kokos... now I know what to suggest for our CIO's biffdai prefent as he hails from Austria :twisted:

Tried to import - super expensive. You can't import in bulk (i.e. anything over 1kg) due to the quantity of alcohol in it. Eagerly awaiting visitors from the snow-country to bring gifts...