So what does your Kit consist of? (Man Bag)

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Two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

And my laptop.
That quart of rum ... you can keep the rest, but I would seriously reconsider carrying around a quart of rum.
 

CT_Biker

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My kit bag consists of the following:

Laptop and charger
WiFi Router
Power bank
Rolling tobacco, papers, filters
Multi tool and butterfly knife
Some grass or hash(This used to be Valium/Alprazolam. Weed turns me into a mute, but its for the best)
Mints
Lip stuffs
A beanie or scarf
The book I am reading(ATM it is The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets Nest)
 

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Work backpack:
- Laptop + charger + mouse
- small organizer with flash drives, external hdd and cables
- pens (assortment)
- Screwdrivers (2 small and 1 large with multiple bits in handle)
- Torch
- Glasses (in case)
- SO spare house and car keys
- Deoderant
- Network tester + labeling machine
- Powerbank and spare phone charger + cables
- Small medkit (no drugs, just plasters and stuff)
- Flipfile with papers (stuff to scan in / sign / etc)
- 2x Extra mags in belt pouch
- Rain jacket (very small folded up)

Small backpack (when out with fam)
- Small medkit (no drugs, just plasters and stuff)
- Extra clothes for kids (warm top/socks/etc)
- Sunscreen (for kids)
- Water bottle
- Wet wipes
- Powerbank + cable
- Torch
- SO spare house and car keys
- Dog leads
- 2x Extra mags in belt pouch
 
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My kit bag consists of the following:

Laptop and charger
WiFi Router
Power bank
Rolling tobacco, papers, filters
Multi tool and butterfly knife
Some grass or hash(This used to be Valium/Alprazolam. Weed turns me into a mute, but its for the best)
Mints
Lip stuffs
A beanie or scarf
The book I am reading(ATM it is The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets Nest)
Glad for you that you got off the benzodiazapines.
 

Ares1000101

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#67
Wallet and phone.
Do all of you have all this stuff on you every day?
You go to work, then go back home. What's the need for the multitude of chargers and gadgets and and and....
 

Craig

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Laptop + Pen (Its a Surface so shoot me)
External Drive
Laptop Charger
Phone Charger cable
Headphone Charger cable
Spare pods for my nicotene making machine (Yes I Vape, so fsck off)
JBL Bluteef Headphones
Car Keys
A few narcotics as well, but the list varies from day to day depending on what will get me through the day...

All nicely wrapped up in a lekker laptop bag (which I need to replace with something neater actually)
So where do you store your tampons?
 

Nick333

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What a bunch of hairy girls. My man kit consists of:

Cigarettes
Lighter
Wallet
Phone
Keys

All of which I carry in my pockets and prepares me for all eventualities including the sudden collapse of civilisation.
 

Craig

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The only man bag I have, contains my two balls.

The way it should be....
Legend has it some men have two nutsacks......

Cough cough @Honey Badger
whats a man bag? Like those man purses people carry around? Like an Indiana Jones satchel?

bleh

phone
smokes
zippo
wallet
keys
1x condom ( you never know )
You must check the expiry date on that...
 

Craig

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What a bunch of hairy girls. My man kit consists of:

Cigarettes
Lighter
Wallet
Phone
Keys

All of which I carry in my pockets and prepares me for all eventualities including the sudden collapse of civilisation.
Same here, car keys, wallet and phone. All kept in my pants pocket. Whatever else I need stays in my car boot. Bunch of pansies on here with their man bags.
 

Nick333

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Same here, car keys, wallet and phone. All kept in my pants pocket. Whatever else I need stays in my car boot. Bunch of pansies on here with their man bags.
Correct a man's car should contain enough stuff to rebuild civilisation if necessary, but all he need carry on his person is enough money to cover an emergency tow, and to procure alcohol, a means of communicating (in the olden days that meant coins for a ticky box), and keys for his trusty vehicle, and front door.
 

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Two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

And my laptop.
I actually have to go and rewatch this now.
 

Craig

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Correct a man's car should contain enough stuff to rebuild civilisation if necessary, but all he need carry on his person is enough money to cover an emergency tow, and to procure alcohol, a means of communicating (in the olden days that meant coins for a ticky box), and keys for his trusty vehicle, and front door.
I wonder how many of the lady boys with the man bags vape. Wouldn't be a coincidence to find out most do.

At least @ToxicBunny admits it.
 

bromster

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Also, we need a man bag picture thread because I can't believe that there are so many men walking around with them in public.
 

Nick333

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Two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

And my laptop.
OK then, Hunter.
 
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