So you are invited to dinner or a braai but...

[akescpt]

If you dish up my braaivleis I will stick a fork in your eye. **** you, I paid for what I wanted.... Unless you are retarded, you should be able to identify your braaivleis so there is no excuse for not taking your food.

Some people couldn't careless about That. They see, they take and they eat.

 

[supersunbird]

Some people couldn't careless about That. They see, they take and they eat.

Typical SA lol

/builds wall with razor wire around meat and gets armed response for meat

 

[Devill]

Some people couldn't careless about That. They see, they take and they eat.

Then they will receive a fork through the hand/eye/ear.

Also who allows other people to braai their meat?

 

[akescpt]

Then they will receive a fork through the hand/eye/ear.

Also who allows other people to braai their meat?

Thus how it works. Especially if it's lazy people who want to sit and chill all night. Bring meat. Put container on kitchen counter and go chill. Meat magically gets braaied while chilling. Usually by one guy as well. This meat ends up in one braaibak.

 

[Garson007]

Thus how it works. Especially if it's lazy people who want to sit and chill all night. Bring meat. Put container on kitchen counter and go chill. Meat magically gets braaied while chilling. Usually by one guy as well. This meat ends up in one braaibak.

This is what a bring and braai means to me. If you're not getting drunk enough to not care about the meat, you're probably doing it wrong.

 

[supersunbird]

This is what a bring and braai means to me. If you're not getting drunk enough to not care about the meat, you're probably doing it wrong.

Hopefully there is a non-drinking driver?

 

[AstroTurf]

I see the word drunk has been thrown in here many many times.

Perhaps you are going to the wrong type of braai to expect your meat to be sacred?

Seems to me the braais mentioned here are all excuses to drink.

I guess your beers also get stolen at said braais?

 

[Bona Botse]

Apparently I've been hosting braais wrong my whole life. I always buy the meat for my guests. They bring their own booze and we assign the side dishes amongst all of us. The same applies when they invite me to their braais, I just bring my (and the SU's) booze and the SU takes along some rolls or snacks or potatoes or whatever she was assigned to bring, but never meat.

 

[ichigo]

...you know the food is gonna be schite and I mean really kuk. Some people really can't cook and I'd really prefer to eat my slops.

I make up an excuse that I had really big & late lunch or something like that & I'll have a nibble of desert.

With braais every bodies meat gets chucked on the grid, some people just buy the cheapest toughest crap while others buy like prime chops or rump but when it comes time for dishing up they don't take their own crap but the good stuff and you end up chewing on sinew. fsck this makes me mall, these days I just buy some boerie to go on rolls.

I probably sound like a c**t, what's your opinion?

Everyone friend knows I only like certain food (fussy) so they let me bring my own or get me a pizza or something .

 

[Flip-Flop]

Apparently I've been hosting braais wrong my whole life. I always buy the meat for my guests. They bring their own booze and we assign the side dishes amongst all of us. The same applies when they invite me to their braais, I just bring my (and the SU's) booze and the SU takes along some rolls or snacks or potatoes or whatever she was assigned to bring, but never meat.

Having two friends over tomorrow for a afternoon braai. They asked what they must bring and I just told them to bring whatever booze they prefer. I will supply the steaks, potato salad and braaibroodtjies.

 

[supersunbird]

Apparently I've been hosting braais wrong my whole life. I always buy the meat for my guests. They bring their own booze and we assign the side dishes amongst all of us. The same applies when they invite me to their braais, I just bring my (and the SU's) booze and the SU takes along some rolls or snacks or potatoes or whatever she was assigned to bring, but never meat.

Are you white? From asking my black colleagues, a bring-en-braai is so a white thing and they think it strange. They just take drinks, host provide the non noms.

 

[genetic]

Never seen that happen here, people don't arrive with containers.

This. People never bring their own containers. All meat gets placed in a braai bak.

 

[SauRoNZA]

Braai your own stuff and dish your own stuff.

Problem solved.

 

[Garson007]

Hopefully there is a non-drinking driver?

If people need to sleep it off, they can sleep it off. Or they call someone to come get them whatever. Not my problem. I don't drink and drive.

 

[3WA]

I see the word drunk has been thrown in here many many times.



I guess your beers also get stolen at said braais?

I put them in a cooler box and keep them next to me under the pretense of not wanting to get up for a new one every few minutes. You can bet your ass I am keeping an eagle eye on them.

 

[genetic]

Everyone friend knows I only like certain food (fussy) so they let me bring my own or get me a pizza or something .

This was a hard post to read.

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Thus how it works. Especially if it's lazy people who want to sit and chill all night. Bring meat. Put container on kitchen counter and go chill. Meat magically gets braaied while chilling. Usually by one guy as well. This meat ends up in one braaibak.

On the flip side, there's always that one drunk showoff nai who wants to show everybody he knows how to braai.

When I'm the host I prefer making potjiekos and just tell everyone to only bring booze

 

[Bona Botse]

Having two friends over tomorrow for a afternoon braai. They asked what they must bring and I just told them to bring whatever booze they prefer. I will supply the steaks, potato salad and braaibroodtjies.

Awesome, so we're both doing it wrong then .

Are you white? From asking my black colleagues, a bring-en-braai is so a white thing and they think it strange. They just take drinks, host provide the non noms.

Interesting point, perhaps it is a culture thing. Although in my varsity days braais were always bring your own everything .

 

[MR V]

I've never come across a braai where I had to bring the meat, unless I was hosting of course. Bring and braai is sheetty concept

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Are you white? From asking my black colleagues, a bring-en-braai is so a white thing and they think it strange. They just take drinks, host provide the non noms.

I think its a Cape Town thing as well (regardless of race). Where I'm from (PE) you get invited to a braai, all you need to take is some liquor and a sleeping bag

I see the word drunk has been thrown in here many many times.

Perhaps you are going to the wrong type of braai to expect your meat to be sacred?

Seems to me the braais mentioned here are all excuses to drink.

I guess your beers also get stolen at said braais?

Do you have milk and cookies at your braais? With all due respect, if you were to invite me to a braai with that sort of mentality, I'll conjour up an excuse not to go.