Some Light Humour :P

IzZzy

Executive Member
Joined
Feb 17, 2004
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A snail and sentech have a race.... of course the snail wins but ICASA tells you otherwise

Sentech: Officially not an ISP but does provide internet access to the masses.(go figure)

Sentech: Where we take your money and give you a ticket.

S: Slow
E: Evasive
N: not consistent
T: Time-outs
E: Extremely shiat
C: Controlled by Government
H: Horrible

Sentech Help Desk Policy: "The Customer does not matter, the customer does not matter......."

<u>What Help Desk Orcs are really thinking....</u>

User: "hello im reporting bad speed"
HDO: " mwuahaha John give him excuse number 3 again and watch him cry roflrofl"

User: "Hello i want to speak to your CEO"
HDO: "ok.... (PSSTT John!! its Lonegunman from myadsl on the fone!!!)"

Sentech and a Train Station:

+ Both are governmently funded
+ Both are congested
+ Both offer the same help service
+ Both give you tickets
+ Both run slow
 

Rhino

Senior Member
Joined
Feb 27, 2004
Messages
766
BWAHAHAHAHA

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Save a horny friend........

SETUP: Durban Mal Park(36) 53% sig 128k | D-Link Tri-Mode Dual Band Wireless router and a PCI 108Mbps wireless card :)
 

gripen

Expert Member
Joined
Aug 14, 2003
Messages
1,693
They can afford to with all the money we give them and the little bandwidth they "buy"
 
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