South Africa’s 8 best beaches you need to visit

TribbleZA

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OK come and visit. Chinsa beach is about 20km from me and all you need. Even a nice lagoon with warm water

**Edit just saw a ship on the ocean looking out my back door.
OMG I am actually tempted. Lagoon - ships. Sounds awesome!
Even the warm water - in CT that is an important thing.
Did a photoshoot on Campsbay beach - middle of winter. The model wanted to go into the water. Meant I had to go too. OMG it was fking freeing!!!!!! At least they have plenty of places that had fires and coffee for afterwards.
 

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Um she is a she - only two things become erect and they aren't that noticeable
Of course and hence the double quotations haha. However it was an underlying sly remark towards this. Which was kinda sexy * wink *
 

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Its all fine as long a they globally ban speedos! And especially white ones. Seriously they should teach you that from young - "wet" and "white underwear/speedo/shirt" DO NOT go together.
 

TribbleZA

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Its all fine as long a they globally ban speedos! And especially white ones. Seriously they should teach you that from young - "wet" and "white underwear/speedo/shirt" DO NOT go together.
OMG when I was still a kid my mom bought me this beautiful boobtube full costume. It was silvery white with blue feathers down the one side. Totally gorgeous - until I got it wet. I had been swimming for about an hour or two and then got out of the water. Now I had a C cup then already and slowly walked up the beach to get my towel - only to have my cousin tell me that my costume was totally see-thru. They could see all the bits a 12 year old would not want boys seeing. I hated my mom for ages after that!!! Actually - perhaps she can be blamed for the way I turned out :ROFL:
 

TribbleZA

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I do, but deep sea, with scuba gear.
I would love to - but claustrophobic. That mask and stuff - just nope. I need lots of air - it needs to be freely available. My biggest desire is to go snorkeling - and it will remain my biggest desire
 

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If you have the right instructor, that can be overcome. My wife was the same, in fact, she wouldnt go into water deeper than her ankles, now she is an advanced diver as well.
 

TribbleZA

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If you have the right instructor, that can be overcome. My wife was the same, in fact, she wouldnt go into water deeper than her ankles, now she is an advanced diver as well.
Then the search for the right instructor must begin
 

rwenzori

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'road leading to Noetzie Beach eludes to its exclusivity'

Eludes? Who writes this rubbish.
 

AntennaMan

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We spent the last week in Wilderness and it is an amazing beach. No holiday crowds yet, so that might have something to do with it.
The beach was always clean with nice soft sand for our infant son to play in.
 

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OMG when I was still a kid my mom bought me this beautiful boobtube full costume. It was silvery white with blue feathers down the one side. Totally gorgeous - until I got it wet. I had been swimming for about an hour or two and then got out of the water. Now I had a C cup then already and slowly walked up the beach to get my towel - only to have my cousin tell me that my costume was totally see-thru. They could see all the bits a 12 year old would not want boys seeing. I hated my mom for ages after that!!! Actually - perhaps she can be blamed for the way I turned out :ROFL:
How was that? :)
 

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They would swim in the sea tor me ?
Who knows? But many would perhaps find you attractive regardless of your age. Not that I have any means of knowing or any need to. But generally I find mature ladies far more attractive than young ones - so don't sell yourself short.
 
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