South African Covid-19 News and Discussions 2

[IdlePhaedrus]

Anyone want to define what a "Fusion Centre" is for us ignorant plebs?

Wiki defines nuclear fusion as "multiple atomic nuclei combining to form one or more different atomic nuclei and subatomic particles".

In our particular case a fusion would be akin to collection of dark matter particles coalescing into a black hole in which to suck the fiscus.

This black hole will expand exponentially until the entire country has become a morass of particles called 'cadres' that are not dissimilar to Quarks in that they then recombine into Hadrons, or alternatively, the ANC.

CERN is very fascinated by this process, and would like to test the efficacy in their very own LHC (Large Hadron Collider).

Our fellow President has refused to take part in this particular experiment and he has set up his own Fusion Centre which is fully decolonised (not dissimilar to an endoscopy), and therefore ensure there is zero transparency or accountability for the "Hadrons".

The South African version of the LHC is not very long, but it is very wide if you put all the fatcats it contains in a row, it will exceed the capacity of the LHC.

But, essentially, the fusion here is to collect all the bad data, then spin it around, and not come up with any verifiable result.

The precursor to South Africa's LHC or "Fusion Centre" was the ANC's integrity commission which has pretty much collapsed in on itself as dark matter is want to do.

 

[Paulsie]

Anyone want to define what a "Fusion Centre" is for us ignorant plebs?

Fusion center - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Had to Google though...

 

[Geoff.D]

Fusion center - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Had to Google though...

Interesting.
Although, I prefer this description to the official one

Wiki defines nuclear fusion as "multiple atomic nuclei combining to form one or more different atomic nuclei and subatomic particles".

In our particular case a fusion would be akin to collection of dark matter particles coalescing into a black hole in which to suck the fiscus.

This black hole will expand exponentially until the entire country has become a morass of particles called 'cadres' that are not dissimilar to Quarks in that they then recombine into Hadrons, or alternatively, the ANC.

CERN is very fascinated by this process, and would like to test the efficacy in their very own LHC (Large Hadron Collider).

Our fellow President has refused to take part in this particular experiment and he has set up his own Fusion Centre which is fully decolonised (not dissimilar to an endoscopy), and therefore ensure there is zero transparency or accountability for the "Hadrons".

The South African version of the LHC is not very long, but it is very wide if you put all the fatcats it contains in a row, it will exceed the capacity of the LHC.

But, essentially, the fusion here is to collect all the bad data, then spin it around, and not come up with any verifiable result.

The precursor to South Africa's LHC or "Fusion Centre" was the ANC's integrity commission which has pretty much collapsed in on itself as dark matter is want to do.

 

[TheChamp]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1291426801412182030

Looks like Temujin got too excited. Seems like he is always attracted to fake news.

 

[The_Right_Honourable_Brit]

For the first time in 36 years there will be no flu season in South Africa | News24

There won't be a flu season in SA this year - most likely due to Covid-19 prevention measures.

www.news24.com

 

[IdlePhaedrus]

The South African version of the LHC is called the FHC (the Fat Hadron Colluder).

 

[TheChamp]

Health Dept call on DA's Gwarube to retract false claim about NW field hospital

In a tweet on Thursday, DA MP Siviwe Gwarube implied that Health Minister Dr Zweli Mkhize had falsely reported in June that the Maseve field hospital outside Rustenburg was nearing completion.

ewn.co.za

 

[TheChamp]

Continuing where she left off, as if nothing happened, aikhona Gwarube, ayidumu kanjalo...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1291606289051799553

 

[MiW]

Makhura to unleash cops in Soweto to enforce lockdown rules as Covid-19 cases climb

They will ensure social distancing; that a particular number of mourners are allowed at funerals, and that there are no parties that take place in order to keep infections at bay.

www.iol.co.za

They will ensure social distancing; that a particular number of mourners are allowed at funerals, and that there are no parties that take place in order to keep infections at bay.

Speaking on Friday at the Provincial Command Council on Covid-19 briefing, Gauteng Premier David Makhura said Soweto had the most cases in Gauteng.

Luckily 100% full taxis with mostly closed windows, don't spread the rona.

 

[Geoff.D]

Looks like Temujin got too excited. Seems like he is always attracted to fake news.

There is more to this little drama. A tale of two projects, one official and one private. Something tells me the official one has been a failure and the private one is now being hijacked.

 

[Paulsie]

Interesting.
Although, I prefer this description to the official one

Agree 100%. What an effort and far more accurate than wiki

 

[TheChamp]

There is more to this little drama. A tale of two projects, one official and one private. Something tells me the official one has been a failure and the private one is now being hijacked.

There's very little to it.

Gwarube got her facts wrong but wasted no time in trying to embarrass the minister on Twitter.

Temujin was just too excited to realise that the honourable MP was in fact corrected in the comments and wasted no time sharing the fake news on MyBb.

MyBb forumites do not bother double checking and liked Temujin's post, one forumites was not too gullible and brought the MP's blunder to Temujin and everyone's attention, Temujin is embarrassed and disappears, MP Gwarube is too proud to acknowledge her mistake and want to go on as if nothing happened.

End of story.

 

[Geoff.D]

There's very little to it.

Gwarube got her facts wrong but wasted no time in trying to embarrass the minister on Twitter.

Temujin was just too excited to realise that the honourable MP was in fact corrected in the comments and wasted no time sharing the fake news on MyBb.

MyBb forumites do not bother double checking and liked Temujin's post, one forumites was not too gullible and brought the MP's blunder to Temujin and everyone's attention, Temujin is embarrassed and disappears, MP Gwarube is too proud to acknowledge her mistake and want to go on as if nothing happened.

End of story.

Hmm, sounds like a good story -- you better stick to your version.

 

[Paulsie]

Hmm, sounds like a good story -- you better stick to your version.

A bit of both actually. The field hospital in question HAS BEEN built (by royal baf Plat). The empty field she was referring to was behind an existing hospital where the government was PLANNING to build a hospital. That particular field WAS still standing empty.

 

[Blue Shirt]

So the state of disaster expires on 15 August. It is rumoured that we might then go to level 2 lockdown with the booze ban being lifted by Aug 17.

Any other educated guesses, insider knowledge or wild speculation?

 

[BBSA]

So the state of disaster expires on 15 August. It is rumoured that we might then go to level 2 lockdown with the booze ban being lifted by Aug 17.

Any other educated guesses, insider knowledge or wild speculation?

Would they not have to extend the state of disaster even if we go to level 2?

 

[The_Right_Honourable_Brit]

So the state of disaster expires on 15 August. It is rumoured that we might then go to level 2 lockdown with the booze ban being lifted by Aug 17.

Any other educated guesses, insider knowledge or wild speculation?

I don't know where people are getting this idea the booze ban will soon be lifted. The MRC did modelling for 8 weeks re alcohol ban, so I'd say at a minimum, the earliest would be mid-September.

 

[Paulsie]

Would they not have to extend the state of disaster even if we go to level 2?

Yes they would. As long as they want to limit personal freedoms in any way, shape or form, they can only do it under the guise of the state of distater

 

[R13...]

Would they not have to extend the state of disaster even if we go to level 2?

It will be extended of course. People spreading WhatsApp rumours seem to have only now woken up to the fact that the state of disaster ends this month. They're forgetting that it's been extended a few times already. Besides NDZ fades back into obscurity when all this ends so, she'll need to have it extended so she can carry on lording it over us.

 

[Geoff.D]

A bit of both actually. The field hospital in question HAS BEEN built (by royal baf Plat). The empty field she was referring to was behind an existing hospital where the government was PLANNING to build a hospital. That particular field WAS still standing empty.

Ja this is the BAF plat hospital Official opening ( 1 July already). As I said, a tale of two projects. ......