Spooning - where does the ****ing arm go?

[Zewp]

When spooning, what do you do with your other arm? Does anyone have an interesting idea for how to solve this dilemma?

 

[Crowley]

One goes under her neck and the other one on her hip. This could lead to forking.

 

[DJ...]

Under the little spoon.

But once it's there, it ain't going nowhere. She'll (he'll) latch onto it like a venus fly trap once it's in position and up yours if for some ungodly reason you decide to, you know, move during the course of those 8 hours together...

 

[TehStranger]

Cut a hole in the mattress. Or under the SO's waist gap (dat hourglass figure ).

 

[jacodebeer]

just under you till your arm goes numb, if you don't feel it anymore then its no problem then

 

[Chevron]

 

[MartyMarts]

Well back in the day my other arm went under the pillow ...which was under my head.

These days sleeping is a luxury. No time for spooning Get into bed to sleep (or f.ck), not f.ck around.

 

[MickeyD]

One goes under her neck with a bit of a contortion to grab a boob and the other one on her hip or inner thigh. This could lead to forking.

Agreed!

 

[DJ...]

That's true. You always grab a tit.

I doubt Zewp has that luxury though, unless he's dating someone with manboobs...

 

[MickeyD]

That's true. You always grab a tit.

I doubt Zewp has that luxury though, unless he's dating someone with manboobs...

Probably uses his free hand to grab a rudder.

 

[MartyMarts]

Probably uses his free hand to grab a rudder.

which could probably also lead to forking. Wonder though - do gay guys play with the man boobs like the straight guys play with lady boobs :erm:

 

[TehStranger]

which could probably also lead to forking. Wonder though - do gay guys play with the man boobs like the straight guys play with lady boobs :erm:

This question is of great importance. Zewp?

 

[Zewp]

Of course not. I've got something much better to play with.

 

[Slootvreter]

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Hell that looks comfortable!

 

[TehStranger]

Of course not. I've got something much better to play with.

As a proud owner of a penis, I can categorically state that boobs > penis > manboobs.

 

[Aghori]

Zewp needs to date a guy like this, then his hand can be on the moobs.


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[Magnum]

Zewp needs to date a guy like this, then his hand can be on the moobs.


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That which has been seen cannot be unseen!

 

[Compton_effect]

No one knows where the arm is supposed to go. No one! Sob, sob, sob!

Under the pillow. The first few nights you might feel a slight tingling, but then your body gets used to it and its plain sailing from there. The other arm is around her waist where it can easily move up or down

 

[Zewp]

Zewp needs to date a guy like this, then his hand can be on the moobs.

No one knows where the arm is supposed to go. No one! Sob, sob, sob!

Under the pillow. The first few nights you might feel a slight tingling, but then your body gets used to it and its plain sailing from there. The other arm is around her waist where it can easily move up or down

Under the pillow is a bit uncomfortable for anything more than a few minutes, as is under the neck.

 

[SoulTax]

I put my arm under her pillow angling to go above her head. It requires your chest to be off her back a little bit to be comfortable, but it solves 2 fundamental spooning problems.
1) Coughing up hairballs in the middle of the night
B) Hot sweaty bodies sticking together while you sleep.

Any, let's face it. The most important part of the spooning process is to have your crotch comfortably pushed up against a nice rear end. All that smelling/kissing the neck business is easily sacrificed once you have full feeling in both arms for the entire night.