Stealing someone elses GF

[Nick333]

Moralistic judgments will be ignored and/or scorned.

So, there's this girl I like who just moved in with her bf of less than a year. I was in the pub the other night and she comes sits by me and starts buying me shots and we got drunk together till her bf showed up. Next time I saw her she starts bitching about what a douche her bf is. When I started giving her advice on how to twist him around her little finger she just gave me an angry look and walked away. My mate who was with me, reckons she's into me and was looking for an excuse to ditch him. I think he's right. She definitely digs me.

So, anyone have advice on helping a chick break up with her bf and hook up with me. I think the major obstacle is going to be finding away that doesn't make her look like the bad guy. I reckon trying to get laid before they are done and dusted is a bad idea.

 

[Kornhub]

I wouldn't do anything. If she doesn't like him any more then she would dump him. If you can get a chick friend of hers to guide her in the direction that could help.

 

[GhostSixFour]

Don't be the rebound guy either...

 

[azbob]

Hire a girl to seduce him and make sure she catches them together.

 

[Nick333]

I wouldn't do anything. If she doesn't like him any more then she would dump him. If you can get a chick friend of hers to guide her in the direction that could help.

Ja, you're probably right. She probably isn't looking for my help so much as letting me know she might be single again soon.

 

[Lucas Buck]

Maybe she's not looking to breakup with her boyfriend and just wants something on the side. Why breakup an unhappy relationship?

 

[Nick333]

Don't be the rebound guy either...

Nah, wouldn't be like that.

 

[genetic]

She's looking for a fling. That's all. If she was serious about ditching her BF she would have done it already.

Anyway, if she wants to mess around while she is with her current BF, then she can't be trusted. Dangerous territory.

 

[AstroTurf]

All is fair in love and war...

 

[Maverick Jester]

Ah, the hook... Nick, has she ever stated that she would like to be with you?

 

[STS]

Nick, be careful of girls like that. I met a girl who couldn't cope without a boyfriend in her life - even tho the boyfriend was an abusive and heartless ******* to her. There are people that can be their own person and then their are guys and chicks that need a partner to complete them. I don't understand why people waste their time with people they cant' stand to be with and why it takes months to dump someone.

Regardless, just because there is a goalie, it doesn't mean that you cannot score

 

[Nick333]

Ah, the hook... Nick, has she ever stated that she would like to be with you?

No, but, it's not really relevant. I've got nothing to lose here. I'm pretty sure she likes me. I'm just trying to figure out how to get the girl.

 

[Cool E]

No, but, it's not really relevant. I've got nothing to lose here. I'm pretty sure she likes me. I'm just trying to figure out how to get the girl.

do you like her?

 

[I.am.Sam]

well done nick...well done

1st you cant even find a girl now you have many ....

 

[Nick333]

Nick, be careful of girls like that. I met a girl who couldn't cope without a boyfriend in her life - even tho the boyfriend was an abusive and heartless ******* to her. There are people that can be their own person and then their are guys and chicks that need a partner to complete them. I don't understand why people waste their time with people they cant' stand to be with and why it takes months to dump someone.

Regardless, just because there is a goalie, it doesn't mean that you cannot score

Nah, she's an independent woman and he's not a bad guy. Just a bit of a pu$$y I think.

 

[genetic]

do you like her?

Seems like he does.

 

[AstroTurf]

Next time you talk to her get into her person space, see how she reacts, put your hand on her knee, shoulder, hand or whatever, see how she reacts.

You should know this already

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Why don't you just tell her?

 

[Nick333]

do you like her?

Yep, I could see myself making babies with her.

 

[Jehosefat]

Just remember that if she's willing to cheat with you, she's willing to cheat on you.