Longboi
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You're doing it wrong, it's only a bottle of cane for breakfast. Mainstay, nothing else.
Dad is that you?
You're doing it wrong, it's only a bottle of cane for breakfast. Mainstay, nothing else.
Yes my son *buuurp* It's time for another drinkDad is that you?
I am sure AI will bring him back soon, then he can be the CEO of Apple once again. Tim Cook might be out of a jobFor a sec I thought Steve was back from the dead.
And that’ll be the same AI that replaces Siri.I am sure AI will bring him back soon, then he can be the CEO of Apple once again. Tim Cook might be out of a job
Also, Poegert, I know it's slow in the office, you need to get out more. Go out side, there's many a story to report on. How about a sensationlist piece on Frikkie's latest expedition?
Hey bru, we have a dedicated Frikkie meme therad now..I am going to write a book soon on the exploits of frikkie jonker in the style of DR seuss
Frikkie Jonker and the Piracy Prowl
In the town of Toodle-Tap, where the Zindaboos play,
Lived brave Frikkie Jonker, who saved the day!
With a squiggle and a waddle, he'd dance and he'd prance,
To chase off the pirates that’d ruin your chance.
“Oh, the Noodle-Moot pirates,” he’d say with a frown,
“They steal all our shows, and they scuttle on down!
With their Sneer-Doers and Plooper-Nets, oh what a fright!
They’ll pirate your videos right out of the night!”
So Frikkie, bright-spangled in glossy Gubble-Gree,
Pumped up his Zapsnort and said, “Just wait and see!
I’ll hide in the bushes and trap them with cheer,
And the sneaky-bright thieves will be gone from here!”
He gathered his pals, the GooMops and Zazzers,
With their Squeeky-Squid gadgets, they’d foil any razzers!
Together they plotted a plan oh-so-sneaky,
To outsmart the pirates—those dastardly cheeky!
With a whoosh and a whirl, and a flap and a flop,
They caught the Sneakle-Toes right at the top!
“Oh Zip-a-dee-zoot!” cried the zany crew,
“We’ve banished the baddies, Hip-hip-hooray too!”
And back in Toodle-Tap, the TVs lit bright,
With sports, and with dramas, and laughter at night.
Now Frikkie’s the hero, oh what a delight,
With DSTV, they party ‘til morning light!
So when you watch shows on the glimmering screen,
Remember brave Frikkie, and his mischievous team!
They fought off the pirates with zips and with zaps,
Leaving laughter and joy in their whimsical laps!
Ok i'm better. Had my morning whiskey and weed-bix now.
Why are you in a Legendary Steve Jobs thread? Go tinker your Crapdroid Shield box.FTFY
Why are you in a Legendary Steve Jobs thread? Go tinker your Crapdroid Shield box.
Someone just need to do the illustrations for meHey bru, we have a dedicated Frikkie meme therad now..
it's pleases, not please'sIn a so called Democratic Country, I do whatever please's me.
So much he said no to modern medicine that could've saved him. Imagine if he'd just said yes.I tend to think Steve Jobs real visionary power was in knowing when to say No (in the less is more sense) and then getting all the right people on the job to do it.
He himself wasn't all that special in his own capacity, but he was a connecter/accelerator for others.
Living under a rock?But he sold a myth not a great product!
Nah - an idea alone is a dream.ideas are worth millions
Unless you're an accountant from Vodacom in the early 2000s.Nah - an idea alone is a dream.
I find that hard to believe.
Man was a bunt, but, he and Woz left a legacy we still see today.
What about remuneration of an idea which is premised on that idea beingNah - an idea alone is a dream.