Stupid **** you did when you were a teenager.

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Ninja'd

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Some of the more notable things:


Filled up roll-on bottles with alcohol on a school outing.
Sold cigarettes for R3 a cig at the same outing.
Took the stairs 4 steps at once and fell backwards.
Fingered a girl on her period.
Believed two condoms were better than one
Got banned from the public library after breaking the printer.
Stole a pack of playing cards at CNA.
Got caught out by my father while watching porn and fapping in the living room.
Bunked school to go to the beach but left my bag. Next morning my teacher was waiting for me and my friends cause I wasn't going down alone.
Accidentally swallowed a 20 cent.
Tried to smoke.
Drank Castle and Hunters.
Bought DMX, Ja Rule and Linkin Park albums. Even had Westlife's Greatest Hits.
 
AstroTurf

AstroTurf

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Hit a teacher several times.
Took acid.
Rook Roofies.
Sniffed Chlorophorm and handed it out to half my class.
Smoked weed.
Took a space cake to school and handed it out.

And so on.
 
RiaX

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broke into the teachers' lounge and stole their ciggies
lots of drinking in school outside school
smoking
sneaking into clubs
bunking school
stole stuff from the cafeteria
got in a big fight for making fun of muslims
hotboxed the recyclying paper bin (the mondi one), Made the joint using a page from classroom mathematics textbook
Got into trouble for letting a friend copy my test
Got into trouble for using my brother's powerpoint as my own work
ATE TOO MUCH JUNK
 
I.am.Sam

I.am.Sam

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fights
burnt stuff
broke into PE room
smoked
wrote matric exam in the principles office
bunked classes
wore gel and had a goatie at school
got kicked out 1000 times
made small booklets when copying during exams
had porn magazines and VHS distibuted in class
paper ball and elastic band fights
smoked illegal schit
made to stand out in assembly for catching on schit before school


if i get together with friends again there will be much more schit
 
PsyWulf

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Sniffed Benzene,slept around,was waaaaayy too shy,pron stash was discovered :eek:
 
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Would make a fire in the Koppie behind our house and bake Air Freshner cans untill they exploded. My mom caught me when she noticed she keeps on having to buy these things on a weekly basis and followed me the one day and saw what I was up to.
Me and my friend used to smoke a certain suculant plant that grew behind our house. Did not do anything ... but we thought it was totally awsome and we were cool.
Friend and me snuck into the neighbours garage and "borrowed" their daughters bike. We were riding and next thing he is no longer riding next to me. I loo kand he is flat on his face. He did not realise how sharp the bikes front brake was.
Pulled out all the little sprinklers in the neighbors garden. My mom got a call that night. Their maid saw me.
Taping our little dogs eyes shut ....... and then calling my mom in tears cause I was afraid his eyes would come out if I pull it off. Asked why the hell I did it in the first place? I thought he looked sleepy and he needed a nap.
Drawing pictures in my sisters Kids Bible. That earned me a hiding.
Doing that thing where you turn and turn and turn and then you get really dizzy.....but I did it next to our rose garden and dondered into a rosebush. My mom spent a hour cleaning my wounds and kissing it better for me.
Stealing my dad's Chris du Burgh tape ... burning it and burrying it in our backyard. I was convinced that song about the train was satanic.
Calling my dad a D@@S when I was 7 (I heard my sister calling her friends that and thought it was a nick name) .... that earned me goeie f@kken pakslae.
Melting my crayons in one of my moms cooking pots while she was at work and my sister was not paying attention ... .this too earned me a goeie f@kken pakslae.
Pouring my moms Chanel No5 bottle down the toilet. To make it smell nice for us!!!! Did not get a pakslae. She just cried and then I cried because I made my mom cry and I did not know why this was happening.

EDIT: OH Crap...only seeing it is for teenage years only. Damn. Oh well. Teenage years I smoked and drank ... that was pretty much it.
 
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Threw one of those small red and green firecrackers (one, not even a whole string) into a toilet at school after lighting it, and flushed it down. After a few seconds, we were already walking away thinking nothing will happen, when I heard a muffled thump, and the toilet was blown off it's base :wtf: water everywhere. Never saw that one coming!
 
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Kram ketties(a slingshot that works with the kind of rubber band you get inside those old golfballs, and instead of shooting rocks you shoot pieces of V shaped fence wire). Can easily take out an eye, also prone to backfiring.
 
bromster

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Eish:

Tried smoking a cigarette thrown out of a car window.
Tried inhaling cigar smoke.
Smoked a tea bag.
Drunk Riding.
Drunk Driving.
Threw a rock through a truck windscreen.
Excessive Speeding in a car that was not designed for it.
Insanely loud sound system in the same car.
Crossing the highway as a shortcut to a friend's house.
Getting towed by a scooter at 80km/h whilst riding a bicycle. <--- That ended quite badly
Rollerblading down a steep road towards another main road. <--- So did that

Wow... come to think of it, this list has the potential to be quite long...
 
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