Stupid **** you did when you were a teenager.

[Sapcat]

"Borrowed" deputy-headmasters car for joyride.
E, Zol, Cat, Coke , Betrams Vo and Russian Bear (R13 a bottle).
Got stabbed outside a night-club.

Never did the porn thing though.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Printed out a copy of the anarchist cookbook, and gave it to someone at school. Friends made copies for other friends etc. unfortunate to say... the inevitable happend.

 

[Ockie]

My dad loaded my windbuks with a piece of potato and dared me to shoot him on his hand. I was about 5 -10 meters away from him I think. He walked around with a massive "bloed blaas" (dont know English word for that) for a week or two. Could have ended very badly though. My mom did not speak to my dad for days when he told her where he got the bloed blaas on his hand. Not sure if he was stupid .. I was stupid for accepting the dare ... or perhaps we were both stupid

 

[ToxicBunny]

Yeah R3 a ciggie? sheesh, when I was a teenager an entire box of smokes wasn't much more than that...

Fek I'm old

 

[geezer]

Tried to take a shorcut back home underneath a moving train. Almost lost my left arm, and still have a huge scar from the wheel that cut my arm and being dragged underneath the train. I was 13 at the time.

 

[Sinbad]

My dad loaded my windbuks with a piece of potato and dared me to shoot him on his hand. I was about 5 -10 meters away from him I think. He walked around with a massive "bloed blaas" (dont know English word for that) for a week or two. Could have ended very badly though. My mom did not speak to my dad for days when he told her where he got the bloed blaas on his hand. Not sure if he was stupid .. I was stupid for accepting the dare ... or perhaps we were both stupid

Hey you were just following orders...

 

[Compton_effect]

It was fun being a nerd.
Volunteered to be designated driver for the rugby team as I don't drink. Went down on the one's girlfriend in the back seat of his car, while he was passed out in the front passenger seat. (she said it didn't count, thanked me after the next party)

Snuck off during exams, while I was supposed to be indexing books in the library (Library prefect), to get a copy of Basic Instinct from the video shop.

'Borrowed' a teacher's moped at a dance and drove it to another school with three friends(!) to crash their dance.

Skipped the thursday drill class - by volunteering at the beginning of the year to collect names for the attendance register, and making sure my name was not on it. (Can't catch what they can't see) For three years I skipped marching lessons and spent it in the library 'working' on the library computer. When I was caught out the headmaster told me I belonged in Military Intelligence (I think that was a bad thing)

 

[Maverick Jester]

Sold cigarettes at R1 each (competition was tough).
Hustled for lunch money every day- usually had more than most people at the tuck shop.
Stole keys from the principal's office, and converted an old science lab into a lounge of sorts.
Chased a teacher with a butcher's knife and a Scream mask, yet got suspended for pea-shooting her right between the eyes.
Bunk school, play pool at the shop up the road, get free lunch. Used to hide there from the cops as well.
Spent English classes playing cards in the library.
Accidentally set someone on fire.
Plastered the vice principal's car with rotten eggs, only to realise that we had hit the wrong car.
Regularly stole PC Format magazines just for the mixes on them.
Created a chlorine and milk bomb.

Off the top of my head. Sure there are more dumb things...

Oh- bought a Britney Spears cassette

 

[Celine]

3 of us girls ran away from the home once. the plan was that we were going to the one girls sister on the berea and from there we were going to sneak on a train and go to newcastle to the other girls brother. the one girl got caught early in the day by the police. she wouldn't give us up although the sister was telling us that if we gave ourselves up we wouldn't go to the reformatory. the 2 of us decided we would lay low till late and still sneak on the train. as we snuck out of the flat we walked smack bang into the police. we were surrounded and we didn't even know LOL.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Put bits of chillis in a packet of chips and passed it around in the class. Received a chokeslam as thanks.

Ungrateful bastard.

 

[Maverick Jester]

3 of us girls ran away from the home once. the plan was that we were going to the one girls sister on the berea and from there we were going to sneak on a train and go to newcastle to the other girls brother. the one girl got caught early in the day by the police. she wouldn't give us up although the sister was telling us that if we gave ourselves up we wouldn't go to the reformatory. the 2 of us decided we would lay low till late and still sneak on the train. as we snuck out of the flat we walked smack bang into the police. we were surrounded and we didn't even know LOL.

A train to Newcastle? I lived there, you would have been doing yourself a disservice...

 

[Ockie]

Hey you were just following orders...

Still. Could have taken his eye out. Sometimes when you think back to these things and you think what could have happened I get chills.

 

[Maverick Jester]

I was the only dealer there and people were desperate. It was that or walk 5km to the nearest shop. :twisted:

Lucky b@stard...

 

[ShaunSA]

Volunteered to be designated driver for the rugby team as I don't drink. Went down on the one's girlfriend in the back seat of his car, while he was passed out in the front passenger seat. (she said it didn't count, thanked me after the next party)

If you went down on her... you were doing it wrong

 

[bromster]

Tried to take a shorcut back home underneath a moving train. Almost lost my left arm, and still have a huge scar from the wheel that cut my arm and being dragged underneath the train. I was 13 at the time.

:wtf: Woah.

 

[GreyBush]

Played war games with BB guns in the bush.
Drove drunk and got into drunk ou's cars and then drove 200km's to durban for a party, then drove back without sleeping afterwards (how we survived I don't know)
Shot "clay lats" at the skiiers in the lagoon.
Surfed nearly every weekend in shark infested waters with one other guy out and absolutely no one on the beach.. at sunset.
Once paddled out at st. lucia mouth with a friend of mine... how our ballies let us do that I have no idea. Must have been 13 or something.
Cane Diving.

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Stole a pack of playing cards, a pen and a pie
Went to jail
Stole parents' car and went to the beach with buddies, then got caught by police for driving without a license
Went to jail
Broke a window with a guy's head at school
Almost went to jail, but principal called my mother to sort me out
Wished I went to jail!

 

[giovannidc]

Did the deed a few times at school, once on the school stage. In some classrooms I burnt smiley faces into the carpet with deodorant. I changed the time by 15 min on the clocks in classrooms so that teachers would let us out early. Set someone on fire once when playing with turps. Removed the door handles in the bathroom stalls so that people who used them couldn't get out. Copied music and games and sold them.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Did the dead a few times at school, once on the school stage.

Necrophilia?

 

[Hemi300c]

Drove around on the back of a bakkie throwing eggs at people
Played tok tokkie with paper packets with dog shyt and set alight
Blew up plenty of post boxes with 3inch crackers
Made plenty bombs chlorine/jeyes fluid or acid/silver paper
Used to go to roadhouses order lotsa burgers and then drive off
Drank too much
Go to joll's on MX bikes at night and drunk
Smoked everything
Fought too much over anything/barnies
clay lite
bomb fishing in Pta CC dam
Broke too many girls heart and other parts (non violent)
Etc etc