Stupid **** you did when you were a teenager.

[b_crazy]

Stoned cars whilst hiding in a bush with friends (got found out eventually I was almost killed by my dad). Got a major beating.

Followed a bird up a very tall tree to shoot it with my katty. Missed the bird. Fell about 25 meters. Got lodged on last branch. Passed out dangling from branch. (Broken ribs). Eventually got a beating.

Caused huge bush fire trying to burn old perfume bottles just to make them pop. Got a beating.

Pulled thin water pipe running from main house to cottage off it's joint, flooding yard. Got a beating.

Sold porn magazines.

Got caught humping neighbour's daughter (same age). Got a beating.


......................etc......................... .Got a beating.

 

[BobsLawnService]

In Standard 8,9 and 10 just drank too much. Otherwise it was just harmless goofing off.

 

[giovannidc]

Necrophilia?

lol oops, made a typo.

 

[I.am.Sam]

If you went down on her... you were doing it wrong

hhahhahahaha this +100000

 

[Compton_effect]

If you went down on her... you were doing it wrong

When the (slightly drunk) girlfriend of the one big rugby player asks you if you have ever tried this and then proceeds to take off her panties and explain what needs to be done...
Not to mention that he is passed out right next to you and would kill you if he woke up. That was awesome.
And - she 'thanked' me after the next party.

 

[NeonNinja]

Peek at my teachers skirt.

That voluptuous dark skinned coulered...

 

[b_crazy]

When the (slightly drunk) girlfriend of the one big rugby player asks you if you have ever tried this and then proceeds to take off her panties and explain what needs to be done...
Not to mention that he is passed out right next to you and would kill you if he woke up. That was awesome.
And - she 'thanked' me after the next party.

You sure she wasn't just asking you to "clean up" after him?

 

[Slootvreter]

You sure she wasn't just asking you to "clean up" after him?

After 30 minutes, it's no longer seconds.

 

[Compton_effect]

After 30 minutes, it's no longer seconds.

Eew, and no. The reason for the offer was because she had first cried on my shoulder that he was passed out again without paying attention to her. Seems his bragging to his mates was just that. (Yep. I was on the edge of the friend zone that night and riding the wave.)

 

[Maverick Jester]

Peek at my teachers skirt.

That voluptuous dark skinned coulered...

That doesn't sound stupid at all..

 

[Slootvreter]

Eew, and no. The reason for the offer was because she had first cried on my shoulder that he was passed out again without paying attention to her. Seems his bragging to his mates was just that. (Yep. I was on the edge of the friend zone that night and riding the wave.)

Did she groom her vag in any way? Bald eagle? Landing strip?

 

[Compton_effect]

Did she groom her vag in any way? Bald eagle? Landing strip?

Sigh. This was in '91.
As for peeking up the teacher's skirt - my english teacher was a former Potch Rag queen, who loved to wear black thongs under a white skirt. And spent her days playing golf, the only thing more impressive than her legs was her golf swing. She used to hold a cane the same way - the other teachers would send guys to her for canings. But that ass...

 

[iPirate]

I was politely asked to leave a few schools in my time. I would just like to point out, if corporal punishment was legal when I was in school, none of this would have happened. I would also like to point out that I had undiagnosed mental issues at the time and wasn't receiving any treatment, I am a completely different person now.

Grade 8 -
* Lost my mind in woodwork class which ended with the teacher punching me, which resulted in my grabbing the nearest thing to me (a metal rasp) and beating him with it until he was out cold. Grabbed my bag and went and sat at the back of the hall for a smoke to calm down...For some reason I decided I needed to burn the place down...Sprayed deo along the bottom of all the stage curtains and set them aflame. Entire stage and roof burnt to nothing. Had to have assemblies outside for the next few months. When a friend finally ratted me out for quite a large reward I was politely asked to leave.

Grade 9 -
* Got ratted on for smoking at school. Was called to the principal's office and told to wait while he went and got the deputy principal because he needed a witness to search me. In the 2min he was out the room I was able to hide my box of smokes and lighter in his desk. Went back after school and asked for them back.

* Expelled from school boy hockey for losing my **** with a referee because she kept on blowing me for lifting. Because I was a goal keeper I was able to remove my helmet, start running towards her, throw the helmet at her (hitting her in the chest), continue running at her with only murder on my mind before two guys on my team tackled me to the ground and held me there. By this time people knew I had issues with my anger.

Grade 10 -
* Bio class had a class average of 14%. Teacher was ****ting us out for being useless. I asked him if he didn't think that maybe he was the problem. He got up in my face...After a few seconds of this I spat in his face. (Not proud of this at all. It's damn disgusting)

* Deputy principal says to me "You're mother raised you wrong Botha" To which I replied "You mother was a Barbarian whore"

* Allowed to play school boy hockey again. Expelled halfway thru the season for clothes-lining a guy from Selbourne that was just pissing me off.

Grade 11 -

* Got into 3 fist fights with the deputy principal.
* Allowed to play school boy hockey again. Permanently expelled from school boy hockey in the Eastern Cape for breaking a guys foot.

Grade 12 -

*Dropped out for 2 months
* Got called in front of the education board for answering this question "Why did Lady MacBeth call upon the darkness?" with "So her and her man could get freaky with the lights off, boom-chiky-wow-wow. And as Mister MacBeth's seed ploughs towards her uterus they will share a Big Mac from the MacDonald's just down the road. Tally-ho Banquo!" in my final English paper. I was amazingly high went I wrote that, luckily the education board decided I was just a dumb ass kid and didn't force me to do a rewrite.

Throughout this whole time I was smoking heavily, doing heavy drugs continuously and drinking occasionally. Got into way too many fights. A whole bunch of other small stuff happened, but nothing worth telling you about.

That was my school career....Out of school was even worse, but I'll let you digest this for now

 

[Datura]

I honestly don't know where to begin but even if I did I really don't have the time to list just the highlights...

 

[GreyBush]

/snip

Well alrighty then...

 

[IzZzy]

Woah nothing as hectic as iPirate's post!

There was a large leafy tree outside our house, and my brother and I would run fishing line from the backyard, down the side of the house and over one of the top branches of the tree and finally to a coat hanger which had a black raincoat over it.

We would pull the coat up into the canopy and wait for unsuspecting victims As they walked on the pavement under the tree, the black raincoat would descend down in front of their path. Man, you've never seen people run so fast in their lives. Once, a lady had just done her grocery shopping and when we scared her, she dropped the bags and ran away screaming like we killed her! Waited for ages for her to return for the grocery bags, but she never did...


Also once invited my mate over, and before he arrived my brother and I completely closed off all ways of entering the house with fishing line. We literally made a 6 foot wall of fishing down from one side of the house to the wall. My Dad wasn't too impressed.

Also locked up another friend (who has a bird phobia) in one of the bird avaries and put a male duck in there with him. He was off the floor in a flash

 

[I.am.Sam]

i think that's not schit you do


that's just hectic anger shcit

 

[Fulcrum29]

My skeletons deserves to be locked up in the closet.

But yeah, in a way I have alternate personalities.

Most bad things that I have done happened at age 18-19 and yet again at 23. In my teenager years I made sure that I was the choirboy back at home… that’s what everyone think they knew. I still today have my streaks going… they say people change, they don’t, but it is manageable.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

when I was 14 I made molotovs and played around with them.
when I was 14 I went around setting things on fire with deodorant and a lighter
when I was 15 I manipulated my entire social circle and dun goof`d,leaving me friendless

when I was 16-17 I tried to kill myself with a shaving razor(cuts were too shallow)

When I was 18 I nearly pomped a crazy beechie

Last week I got high and chased people with my sword at 2am(I`m not a teen anymore but its relevent )
Acted like the security guard of my complex,demanding ID of people entering....

lots of other stuff,crazy but not stupid....my teenage years were hectic

 

[Compton_effect]

Would you belive they've figured out why we did such stupid stuff? Ok - other than it being fun - that we all know.

http://news.discovery.com/human/teenager-brain-risky-behavior.htm

Turns out that the adolescent brain is wired to be extra sensitive to reward as a payoff to a expected risk. It allows us to learn faster from experience. Basically - we did stupid stuff to learn not to do it again.

Edit - I don't think it worked.