Stupid **** you did when you were a teenager.

[Segg]

Wow I was incredibly boring as a teen, some of you should write books of your shenanigans

 

[Carol35]

The usual stuff, ran away from home, drinking, smoking etc etc. Sadly, my teenage years came to an abrupt end when I fell pregnant at 16, which I guess is pretty stupid in itself. The remainder of my teenage life was spent in a haze of grief and loosing control of my sanity!

However, one thing I do still think about on odd occasions and have a laugh, is when I was about 14..I took hair out of a friends hairbrush, rubbed it into a ball and stuck it on the bible education teachers desk with a piece of cello tape, leaving a lovely sign that read "Miss Snaddons pubic hair" She was about 65 hehe, my dad was called into the school for that stunt.

 

[ChocolateBadger]

Had a long distance relationship

 

[TheOx]

I was kinda a naughty sh*t myself, although I didn't do half the **** you guys did.

We used to chill at my friend's complex pool, his house was next to the pool, the complex was at a stop street. We'd throw water balloons at cars as they were slowing down/pulling away. We also shot t he cars with paint BB's. Was hilarious, cops got called a few times, but they never actually came in and gave us hell.

In grade 9 Technology class, we had group work and I convinced someone to draw a wang on an A4 sheet of paper. I then cut said guy's hair and stuck it on as "pubes". Unstoppable laughter ensued and the picture got into the teacher's hands she flipped out at us and the screaming attracted the principal, who was walking past. the paw paw hit the ceiling and the others were dragged over the coals, but I somehow got off scotfree.

In the above group of friends, we'd draw farm animals having sex on each of our desks in class. We called this "Farm Animal Strike".

When I was 16 or so, we went on holiday with my mom's ex. His kids from a previous marriage came with and we all slept in the lounge. When the younger kids went to sleep, I got my 1st bj ever and I went down on a girl for the first time I'm surprised no one woke up. I think we were loud :/

Oh, also bought pirated games, dvds etc from the flea market. The one day we walked in and we just saw the popo, we did a 180 and the cops stopped us outside asking if we had drugs etc. We kept quiet until they began to search us. I squealed like a pig and said we had dvds, they laughed at us and let us go

 

[Nicci]

I was 19 and come from a very small town. Me and some guys and girls were walking at night and the guys had a bottle of brandy and they were drinking it while we walked and a cop stopped, and loaded us in the van and locked us up and called our parents. I got a hell of a hiding.

 

[Jabberwocky]

I was 19 and come from a very small town. Me and some guys and girls were walking at night and the guys had a bottle of brandy and they were drinking it while we walked and a cop stopped, and loaded us in the van and locked us up and called our parents. I got a hell of a hiding.

Watching movies and drinking at a friend`s house, went outside to the field of grass across the street to go puke and thought it would be a good place to sleep/pass out. Next think i see is a flashlight shining in my eyes and "jy kan nie hier slaap nie"
Not nice when a cop takes you home and wakes your parents at 3am.

 

[Bona Botse]

Pretty mundane childhood compared to some of you, but these are the highlights:

*Took my "matchstick" arts and craft project home in Std 3 and set it alight right next to the curtain.

*Punched a girl in Std 4. Right in the face. She was really annoying and wouldn't stop slapping me. Didn't even get suspended, that's how annoying she was. Oh wait, I had to sand desks during break for a week.

*One morning (while in Std 4) my mother, by total chance, went through my brother's "gym" bag (he was in Std 2) and found my father's gun. My brother and I really hated each other then and I'm quite convinced he wanted to off me at school.

*Almost threw a bully over the second floor balcony in Std 4. Word got out and I was moved to another class, instead of, you know, the bully.

*Stole money from my mother's purse throughout primary school due to her refusing to give me pocket money. Was always caught out (brother ratting me out, see point above), got crazy beatings, and yet she'd always leave her damn purse within easy reach.

*Stabbed a few bullies with a compass in Std 7. They were in matric, played rugby and there were 3 of them against me. Got suspended for 5 days, they got suspended for 3. I wonder what the moral of that story was for me.

 

[Carol35]

Omg efitol, hahaha, are you and your brother friends now that you are adults?

 

[Bona Botse]

Omg efitol, hahaha, are you and your brother friends now that you are adults?

Yeah we get along like a house on fire these days. He has seemingly blocked that whole incident out of his head, claims he can't remember that far back. I have my doubts, but I guess it's irrelevant now.

 

[creeper]

Omg efitol, hahaha, are you and your brother friends now that you are adults?

Generally brothers tend to be rough and 'hating' each other when growing up. My brother and I use to hit the ***** out of each other (I'm younger, but bigger). But now, we are now really close and would do anything for each other.

 

[Arzy]

Went to a technical school so there were more than enough opportunities to get into ****:

Amazingly didn't start smoking cigs till varsity
Smoked weed every opportunity I got
Got many hj's and bj's in class
Completely destroyed the schools main db board (I had electronics as a subject)
Flooded the technical drawing classroom and principals office below it
Started porn trading folders in each of the computer labs, characters like alt+255 were not recognised as a valid folder in windows in those days so you had to use dos to get to it
Basically bunked every class for a year, only showing up for exams and even had my home room teacher go and check if I was enrolled at the school
Walked in on the vice principal and one of the teachers going at it
Amazingly got colours for shooting after the school was brave enough to give me a gun
Got chased away repeatedly for gel in my hair, not shaving or having condoms
Got singled out multiple times for random police searches
Many many smoke bombs
Lots of racing
Way too much alcohol
Would have gotten colours for pool if anyone cared about it

 

[Rickster]

Wow.....some of you are really, really fsked in the head....

As for me......nothing, I'm not stupid.

/Flame suit on

 

[Strangelove]

My teenage years were non-eventful; in fact I was the googy-two shoes teacher's pet that would snitch on all your arses if I had ever came across your types. And my high school career ended 8 months go... :erm:

Wow.....some of you are really, really fsked in the head....

As for me......nothing, I'm not stupid.

/Flame suit on

Here, Here!
/hides behind him.

 

[chrisc]

I made some home-made gunpowder and cotton-wool, put it under an upturned bucket and laid a trail of powder to the garage door and lit it. It fizzled out, so instead I ran a trail of cellulose thinners from the door to the bucket and lit that. The flame shot across the floor and into the bucket but nothing happened. We were sitting just outside the garage wondering what to do, when the bucket exploded 2 or 3 seconds later. The bottom of the steel bucket shot through the garage roof and landed on the neighbour's car. There were bits of steel from the bucket spread around the garage.

I had to pay about R100 from my savings account for the repairs (this was in 1965 so things were cheaper then). I cannot recall what the neighbour said or whether he found out where the bottom of a red-hot bucket came from.

 

[Alan]

You rebel you.
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Youd be surprised. Almost got suspended after running out of Fridays for detention.

My mouth mainly got me into trouble in school. My finest achievement although nothing compared to others here was getting myself hung over a balcony. Getting attacked be a psycho with a knife is probably up there too.

 

[goofball]

Asked my maths teacher if I can take nude photographs of her.

 

[Zewp]

The things I did was mostly clean fun, aside from a few incidents. I never really wanted to get myself into too much trouble because I my old man could put Red Foreman to shame.

Never attended sport events at school. I hated the idea of sitting in the sun for the whole day and cheering on a bunch of athletes I couldn't care less about, so me and my friends always snuck out and often spent the time drinking instead.
Stole all the light bulbs in school and kept throwing them against the school's back wall. Every time they replaced the light bulbs we'd just steal them again.
Threw beans out of the third story window into the traffic down below in the street until we got caught because I was dumb enough to stick my head out the window and got seen by one of the ladies driving below.
Used to sneak behind the curtains in the auditorium during exams and make ungodly amounts of noise, then hide away. They never caught us even though we were hiding in pretty obvious places.
Our school had one of those large kilns in the staff room that boils about 100l or 200l at once for coffee, so I snuck in and emptied a packet of chilli powder into it. Most of the teachers had faces that were somewhat redder than usual that morning.

 

[Compton_effect]

I made some home-made gunpowder and cotton-wool, put it under an upturned bucket and laid a trail of powder to the garage door and lit it. It fizzled out, so instead I ran a trail of cellulose thinners from the door to the bucket and lit that. The flame shot across the floor and into the bucket but nothing happened. We were sitting just outside the garage wondering what to do, when the bucket exploded 2 or 3 seconds later. The bottom of the steel bucket shot through the garage roof and landed on the neighbour's car. There were bits of steel from the bucket spread around the garage.

I had to pay about R100 from my savings account for the repairs (this was in 1965 so things were cheaper then). I cannot recall what the neighbour said or whether he found out where the bottom of a red-hot bucket came from.

Heh. Once spent a quiet afternoon at a friend helping him build a bomb, involving brake fluid and some other stuff. His brother - in the Army - had told him how. So we dropped it in a bag, cycled to the local park, and tried to blow up a tree. (It gets better.)
The bomb didn't go off. So we waited 5 minutes, picked it up and went back to his dad's workshop. (I get chills just thinking about it nowadays)
Spent a hour trying to figure out what went wrong(yes, live bomb), then I had to go home.
That night my parents get a phonecall and all hell breaks loose. Seems he also went inside after I left. 5 minutes later the bomb went off and blew a hole in his dad's workbench and the roof.
Being a good friend, he told everyone that he made it after I left.
Soon after that we started high school, and figured out in chemistry class how lucky we were.

 

[senyetse]

I was not as bad as some here but here goes:

Std 5 found my parents' porn stash, invited my friends over and when my mom went out we'd fast forward to all the good parts, with me at the window checking for the return of my mom.

First week of Std 6, during initiation had gel in my hair. Prefect cornered me and told me to quickly go to the bathroom and wash it out. Unfortunately the vice principal saw me. I was called onto stage in thehall in front of all the std 6s and kakked out and then given 3 jacks in his office afterward. I was actually quite pissed off about that. Public humiliation and 3 jacks for gel in your hair, I'd punch the ****er if I ever saw him again!

Std 7, we had a class task in English to do some sort of group play for English. We decided to do an interview with a band and then the band performed - it was Queen's - We will rock you but we changed the words to 'Come on your face". The English teacher was quite amused but the teacher next door heard and was not impressed. We had to apologise to her class and ours.

Std 7, my buddies and I would supply the bucks and my older brother bought us booze. We'd go to the local drive in and get totally hammered. I remember a blanket and a circle of puke around it. The same time one of the guys who was quite the ladies' man felt me up when I was pretty much out of it...told him to **** off, never spoke to him again after that...
My buddies visited once and left an empty bottle of vodka under my bed which my mom found. She fetched me from the local shopping center and kakked me out in front of my friends.

My older brother also gave me access to his porn stash which I very enthusiastically consumed...

Std 8 and 9 was pretty quiet.

Matric I joined a band and we'd have regular band practice, lots of beer. I also met a wild chick and we had us some fun...

After school smoked a lot of weed. We used to stop at random houses and set their shrubs alight. Pretty stuoid, what if the house burnt down. Partied a lot at clubs, many, many through the night parties and sleeping 'til noon.

Met my future wife at age 21 and started settling down, although we have had some great, naughty times...:twisted:

 

[GreyBush]

Std 7, we had a class task in English to do some sort of group play for English. We decided to do an interview with a band and then the band performed - it was Queen's - We will rock you but we changed the words to 'Come on your face". The English teacher was quite amused but the teacher next door heard and was not impressed. We had to apologise to her class and ours.

lol