Stupid **** you did when you were a teenager.

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Rocket Raccoon said:
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90% of you lot have no right to act all high and mighty about what **** kids do these days. :D
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That is the big problem, you know what you got up to and hope your kids don't do the same stupid ****. When my daughter starts dating in a few years it's going to be hell - I know what the little ****er is thinking.
 
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senyetse said:
That is the big problem, you know what you got up to and hope your kids don't do the same stupid ****. When my daughter starts dating in a few years it's going to be hell - I know what the little ****er is thinking.
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Agreed. I'm not stopping mine either, but I will be there to catch them.

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The same time one of the guys who was quite the ladies' man felt me up when I was pretty much out of it...told him to **** off, never spoke to him again after that...
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One night at Veldschool my one 'friend' - also the school bad boy and ladies man - cornered me and gave me a massive hickey. He then denied doing it, and then proceeded to tease me about it the rest of the stay - good joke, huh?
Guess who arrives at the 10 year reunion with his 'life partner'? :wtf:

I did get my revenge though - I told his boyfriend and my fiance about it in front of him. Never saw a grown man blush so red.
 
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If I had kids I'd rather let them learn from their own mistakes rather than mine.
 
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What kind of fsked up schools did you guys attend, to give so much schit about hair. At my school some guy did a show and tell about how to roll a zol skyf.
 
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Sapcat said:
What kind of fsked up schools did you guys attend, to give so much schit about hair. At my school some guy did a show and tell about how to roll a zol skyf.
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In my case it was in the 80s when we still did cadets and corporal punishment was the name of the game. We had weekly inspections, hair and pants especially. Hated it, my hair was always too long.

I also remember the whole class paying the PT teacher 20 cents each to skip PT. It went well until the one day the headmaster strolled over and inquired why we were all sitting on the stands and only 2 or 3 guys were doing PT. Ended up with 3 jacks and the PT teacher in big ****.

Speaking of the touchy feely douche, his aunt was our English teacher and was pretty hot for an older woman. One break we (including him) we were discussing who we'd like to see in a bikini and the English teacher was mentioned along with things we wouldn't mind doing to her. We were sitting outside her class and did not realise she was in the class! Next time we were in class she casually mentioned that certain people must be careful of what they say outside her class during break - with a knowing smile and twinkle in her eye! Dead quiet from us...

On this subject, I did not see many stories mentioning escapades with hot teachers. I would have been so lucky!
 
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I went to a religious place, Full of Brothers and Fathers, church and prayers around every corner....

One day for an Oral, I stood before the glass and Bro.teacher, wrote the words on the board, "WHY GOD DOES NOT EXIST!"..

Watched Bro. Teacher shake his head, I continued and delivered a full 35 minutes on the topic...

Two hours later the local Head Honcho for the Atlantic Seaboard came to see me at the school.....

"Morty my boy, I believe you are doubting your faith!" , got a moerofa lecture from this priest...

Felt redeemed years later when he turned up on TV after being outed as a big paedophile , killing himself by driving into oncoming traffic..... feckin' coward.....
 
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My wife and I have done enough in each of our youths that I seriously doubt our kids are going to get away with anything.
 
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- I was pretty naïve, so when I first heard about people smoking ''grass'' I decided I was going to try this. So, I got home, jumped the wall, grabbed a handful of dry veld grass, rolled it into an A4 piece of paper I took from an examination pad, lit it up and smoked it. It burnt so badly that I was bawling my eyes out.

- Myself and a friend wrecked my neighbours house after they had just finished completely refurbishing it. We smashed out all the windows, sprayed graffiti (if you call Swastikas and 'F#@K YOU' graffiti) all over it and threw rocks, wheel barrows, spades, a pick axe and paint supplies into the swimming pool. I nearly moered cement into it as well but was too much of a p#ssy to pick the bag up. We also had fireworks and we were planning to get into the house and light them. I have a reputation as the quiet, ''has never done a bad thing in his life'' guy, so when I told my folks about this some time later they were stunned. It was pretty shocking behaviour. They must have spent thousands on the house and we probably done a few thousand Rands worth of damage. My only redeeming act on that day was stopping my friend from setting my other neighbours lapa alight, because while vandalising is fine arson isn't.

- With said friend, one Friday after school we stood and smashed a whole bunch of third-floor class windows by throwing stones at them.

OT: Said friend would wind up in traction and miss an entire year of school for doing something equally stupid.

- Got thrown out of Magic Company for resetting machines and getting free games out of them.

- Got drunk at a pool club with a friend and proceeded to trash the toilets. This was pretty disgusting as well.

- Got drunk and for some unknown reason took the cigarette out of a friend's mouth and burnt my forearm with it. Pretty nastily too.
 
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*note to self*
watch how you respond to some of the former bad a$ses on the forum from now on
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thestaggy said:
Got drunk and for some unknown reason took the cigarette out of a friend's mouth and burnt my forearm with it. Pretty nastily too.
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The clone has the same mark as me? :wtf: Only mine was given by a friend. Please tell me it isn't on the left forearm?
 
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Geez! What did I do as a teenager besides capturing stray cats for fun and taming them?? :confused:
 
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Well I had a bunch of friends with diplomatic immunity...their interpretation of laws is somewhat unique.

Ninja'd said:
Filled up roll-on bottles with alcohol on a school outing.
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Brought a case of beer and a bag of concrete mix & chains to school (didn't have any rebar handy). The alterations where still there 5 years later and were eventually removed by a construction crew. :D

Brought homemade gun powder to school - ostensibly for a science project. Turns out tiles aren't all that heat resistant after all.

(As passenger) Nearly mowed down a herd of Kudus while night driving without headlights. No kudus injured. Fence, rugby field, car and tree are dead though. Still surprised that one didn't come back to haunt us.

Built fantastic rotten apricot catapults. Target: Neighbors pool. Much accuracy & Great success. Not too subtle/anonymous though - neighbors pissed. Shot paintballs at people with overpowered sling shot. Construction workers very pissed.

Multiple engineering projects of dubious structural merit. Thankfully nothing went wrong there....could have been serious.

Slept outdoors in the veld & woke up on top of a snake.

Discovered traffic signs don't have tamper proof bolts.

Jabberwocky said:
Printed out a copy of the anarchist cookbook
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ah yes DIY "napalm".

Maverick Jester said:
Created a chlorine and milk bomb.
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Never did that. Had a neighbor build a glass bottle one. Entire neighborhood covered in glass splinters. Needless to say as a barefoot kid I was not impressed.

grantza said:
using a shatterprufe ruler to launch a piece of some chemical that had to be kept in liquid (oil or water - i don't remember) on to the periodic table of elements on the wall behind the teacher's desk at the start of luck break.
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hehe Lithium. Kept in oil. Difficult to obtain.

I was a pretty harmless kid though - never ran into any real trouble & nobody got hurt. Also...had powerful forces protecting me & friends from grief at school. Worst that I ever got was 2 hrs detention that one time.:D Thinking back though...quite a few close shaves with death that barely registered back then. Oh to be an invincible teenager again...
 
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