Stupid **** you did when you were a teenager.

OrbitalDawn

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- Myself and a friend wrecked my neighbours house after they had just finished completely refurbishing it. We smashed out all the windows, sprayed graffiti (if you call Swastikas and 'F#@K YOU' graffiti) all over it and threw rocks, wheel barrows, spades, a pick axe and paint supplies into the swimming pool. I nearly moered cement into it as well but was too much of a p#ssy to pick the bag up. We also had fireworks and we were planning to get into the house and light them. I have a reputation as the quiet, ''has never done a bad thing in his life'' guy, so when I told my folks about this some time later they were stunned. It was pretty shocking behaviour. They must have spent thousands on the house and we probably done a few thousand Rands worth of damage. My only redeeming act on that day was stopping my friend from setting my other neighbours lapa alight, because while vandalising is fine arson isn't.

Dude, wtf would you do all of this? Was he a Nazi war criminal on the run?

And do you still think vandalism is okay?

All round :wtf:.
 

Zewp

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- Myself and a friend wrecked my neighbours house after they had just finished completely refurbishing it. We smashed out all the windows, sprayed graffiti (if you call Swastikas and 'F#@K YOU' graffiti) all over it and threw rocks, wheel barrows, spades, a pick axe and paint supplies into the swimming pool. I nearly moered cement into it as well but was too much of a p#ssy to pick the bag up. We also had fireworks and we were planning to get into the house and light them. I have a reputation as the quiet, ''has never done a bad thing in his life'' guy, so when I told my folks about this some time later they were stunned. It was pretty shocking behaviour. They must have spent thousands on the house and we probably done a few thousand Rands worth of damage. My only redeeming act on that day was stopping my friend from setting my other neighbours lapa alight, because while vandalising is fine arson isn't.

- With said friend, one Friday after school we stood and smashed a whole bunch of third-floor class windows by throwing stones at them.

Did you grow up in Soweto?
 

koeksGHT

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Hacking and smoking ;)

Nothing too interesting, left the dumb **** to the idiots to do by egging them on to do it. All the rewards, none of the effort
 

Merlin

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I'm somewhat past school-going age, but I still have a very active inner kid.

I have no desires to have children of my own, but I can just imagine that if I did, I would have a very difficult time trying to maintain a facade of shock and annoyance at the antics of my offspring when 'that day' arrived, seeing me conferencing with the authorities. :D
 

InternetSwag

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Meaning not with your fingers, but with your prick?

Yes, I said no originally. She was on top of me and said, 'sit dit in', I said, 'dis te gevaarlik'. But eventually they got me aroused enough to not care.

Didn't even use a condom, and I didn't really know when to tell her I'm going to cum. She asked, 'het jy binne in my gekom?' My response, 'ek dink nie so nie'.

Lmao, she was so stressed/angry/shocked. Why did I even say that, I was so inexperienced at the time, I had cum all over my stomach...

Serves the bitch(es) right for seducing me.
 
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