Telkom new CEO announcement

[london]

The new CEO to be announced tomorrow from outside the ICT industry. Watch the wires

 

[desraid]

A new CEO who will fulfill their shareholder's demand...

 

[dominic]

a pretty face to spin while the ship sinks

 

[TheRoDent]

A new ring to bind them all!

 

[fergus]

A passing fart in the winds of change...

 

[ettubrute]

Hey, don't make all these bad comments: maybe they appoint one of us!

 

[Daveogg]

Hey, don't make all these bad comments: maybe they appoint one of us!

RPM?? Heres wishing!!

 

[RoosTa]

Unfortunately, the next puppet will simply take the fall. Sizwe left the building ... at the right time.

 

[stoke]

/me wonders how the racist card will be played in this one ...

 

[doobiwan]

Here's holding thumbs that it's someone who's had the fantastic experience on dealing will SpermCount customer services, and the joy of running out of his ADSL cap . . . .

 

[DVDA]

It's gonna be Ivy..

 

[scatlett]

nah... not Ivy, but it could be her cousin

 

[Perdition]

A new ring to bind them all!

Or a new bind to rule our rings

 

[dominic]

Or a new bind to rule our rings

classic

can we start a trend towards slyly referring to the teklom ceo as the lord of the rings (or is that rims?)?. i for one would find this a continuing source of tremendous amusement

 

[ir_tazz_killer]

not it is going to be mr zuma

 

[Alkine]

not it is going to be mr zuma

dont you mean saruman?

 

[vrapt0r]

One Ceo to rule them all,
and in the darkness cap them

 

[mbs]

methinx it may even be a she...
/lady of the rings/rims just sounds so wrong

 

[AntiThesis]

Yes... yes... I can see it now!

A dark and sinister room, the walls covered with shifting shadows. A group of cowled figures stands around a bonfire burning the remains of broadband user's souls. Chanting (tinny and slightly nasal) is heard...

"One CEO to rule them all!"
"One CEO to Cap them!"
"One CEO to bring them all!"
"And in the past confine them!"

[insert maniacal laughter here]

"Trouble, Trouble. Bandwidth bubble"
"Consumers burn and profits double!"

The room grows cold... a sinister figure appears in a puff of smoke. Bats fly past the moon, a wolf howls.

*wakes up* AARGH! NO! NOT IVY!!!!!

The Face of the Future...

 

[Skint]

Rofl.