The 20 Things You Need To Accomplish In Your 20s

[MisterFortySomething]

6. Clearly outline your life goals.
These tend to change as you grow older.

9. Get that body you always dreamed of.
In the basement freezer.

10. Find work that you love doing.
See #9.

11. Surround yourself with people that you would like to keep around.
Need more freezers...

13. Outline your perfect partner.
Police did that for me.

17. Learn to maintain your body.
That's why I use the freezer.

 

[BLIXEMPIE]

21. Have sex, masturbate less.

 

[Compton_effect]

You b@st@rd. I was drinking coffee as I read this.
Another keyboard wasted.

6. Clearly outline your life goals.
These tend to change as you grow older.

9. Get that body you always dreamed of.
In the basement freezer.

10. Find work that you love doing.
See #9.

11. Surround yourself with people that you would like to keep around.
Need more freezers...

13. Outline your perfect partner.
Police did that for me.

17. Learn to maintain your body.
That's why I use the freezer.

 

[ian_stagib]

working on that 1st million and paying off the debt

 

[RexxGrim]

6. Clearly outline your life goals.
These tend to change as you grow older.

9. Get that body you always dreamed of.
In the basement freezer.

10. Find work that you love doing.
See #9.

11. Surround yourself with people that you would like to keep around.
Need more freezers...

13. Outline your perfect partner.
Police did that for me.

17. Learn to maintain your body.
That's why I use the freezer.

Haha..brilliant.

 

[RanzB]

Nigga please, had them all checked by age 14.

You had them all done by last year?

 

[thestaggy]

So, if I haven't done all of that by 30 I may as well kill myself for wasting my life?

 

[MisterFortySomething]

So, if I haven't done all of that by 30 I may as well kill myself for wasting my life?

Of course not! A deep depression and feelings of inadequacy will suffice.

 

[noxibox]

Suits they, give me that drug cartel kingpin look. Maybe I should have pursued that line of work.

 

[satanboy]

How's to post the list.

Yes...what is up with the OP?

 

[satanboy]

19. Accept that you are an adult.


NEVER

 

[Jabberwocky]

1 - don`t live according to a list someone posted on the internet
2 - you failed, try again

 

[TJ99]

The body stuff is bull****, you should do that when you're younger. You know, when you have the metabolism and insane determination of a teenager. Trying to get into shape in your 20s or later is torture.

 

[ActivateD]

The body stuff is bull****, you should do that when you're younger. You know, when you have the metabolism and insane determination of a teenager. Trying to get into shape in your 20s or later is torture.

BS I am in my late 20s and still fit, and a few weeks ago there was a 37 year old man who ran 9.98 in the 100m so do not say getting in shape is torture. Pushing yourself to get your body into shape is hard but if one preserves it will get easier.

 

[zizo911]

I haven't even reached my 20's yet

 

[TJ99]

BS I am in my late 20s and still fit, and a few weeks ago there was a 37 year old man who ran 9.98 in the 100m so do not say getting in shape is torture. Pushing yourself to get your body into shape is hard but if one preserves it will get easier.

Still fit. In other words you were already fit before. Way to not read my post there.

And the very next sentence you say getting into shape is hard. You're one of those people who just likes to argue even though you don't disagree with anything, aren't you?

 

[noxibox]

Pushing yourself to get your body into shape is hard but if one preserves it will get easier.

Or harder. It in fact gets harder and harder. Hurting yourself becomes easier and easier.

 

[thestaggy]

19. Accept that you are an adult.


NEVER

I make sure I get all the responsible stuff done and then it is time to let the little kid have some play time. Paintballin' on Sunday! Never too old to play soldier-soldier.

 

[thestaggy]

The body stuff is bull****, you should do that when you're younger. You know, when you have the metabolism and insane determination of a teenager. Trying to get into shape in your 20s or later is torture.

I'm 27 and am the strongest I've ever been in the gym. One of my friends was a chubbyish kid throughout Primary and High School. He ran the Comrades for the first time last year, at the age of 28, and he beat the cutoff.

 

[TJ99]

I'm 27 and am the strongest I've ever been in the gym. One of my friends was a chubbyish kid throughout Primary and High School. He ran the Comrades for the first time last year, at the age of 28, and he beat the cutoff.

Not sure if illiterate or just trolling.