The Absurd Reason Why America Circumcises Baby Boys

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What's the function of your nipples? Strangely one of the reasons flouted for circumcision is penile cancer yet many more men get breast cancer compared to penile cancer that could have been avoided if their their nipples were removed at birth.

Source? Do your nipples predispose you to breast cancer?
 

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So just because we are not 100% sure what mother nature intended, we chop it off ey?

Lets all shave our eyebrows! Pluck out our eyelashes! Hell, what is the point of finger nails really? Lets pull them out and. Nipples in men! pffffft. What for??? Cut them off!

I have never heard of any family, friends, friends of friends etc dying of penile cancer. My grandfather battled with first prostate cancer, then lip cancer and final lost the battle to throat cancer. Maybe I must have my lips and prostate removed now rather.
 

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A penis with a foreskin is much more sensitive than a mutilated one. Plus it makes for great entertainment when you're bored.
 

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Thank (insert diety name here) that my penis has not been mutilated at birth.

Also thank (insert diety name here) that you're either celibate or hang out with women who don't mind as most, if not all, women I've chatted to express circumcised as a definite preference.
 

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Also thank (insert diety name here) that you're either celibate or hang out with women who don't mind as most, if not all, women I've chatted to express circumcised as a definite preference.

Stop hanging out at shebeens bru.
 

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Not all women want a cheese griller when giving head.

lol. Jeebers, people really think all men that are uncut have cheese? Besides, I have said this before and will say it again now, a people with dark moist holes between their legs are the last that should be throwing stones when it comes to potential hygiene problems.
 

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lol. Jeebers, people really think all men that are uncut have cheese? Besides, I have said this before and will say it again now, a people with dark moist holes between their legs are the last that should be throwing stones when it comes to potential hygiene problems.

Agree, I never ask for a rose budding before I have bathed.
 

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Not all women want a cheese griller when giving head.

This!

Hygiene standards may supposedly have improved but word on the street is that many uncircumcised men never got the memo about it.

And all this talk of "more sensitive", and sexual simulation "more intense", can we assume that all those uncircumcised men are premature ejaculators? Heard far more complaints about men cumming too quick than complaints about lasting too long, so I ask again, what do you think women prefer, Shaun?
 

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I'm not butthurt, does not bother me but I'm always entertained by those that are on the extremes of both sides.

I think cutting of a piece of your baby is extreme. Saying "Wait until he can decide for himself" is hardly extreme.
 

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I think cutting of a piece of your baby is extreme. Saying "Wait until he can decide for himself" is hardly extreme.

I know a 40-odd year old who was advised he needed to have it done for reasons unknown to me at the time. It was a family friend and we only knew about it as his state after the op was a big ongoing joke. Apparently not at all pleasant.
 

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I know a 40-odd year old who was advised he needed to have it done for reasons unknown to me at the time. It was a family friend and we only knew about it as his state after the op was a big ongoing joke. Apparently not at all pleasant.

What op is? Should my dad have gone in and took my appendix out at the age of 5 just because it might give me problems later in life? Nope, I don't think so.
 

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Just so you know...

The chances of contracting HIV in healthy males is about 5%

Reducing that by 50% means you reduce it to 2%

Its a statistical anomaly. The circumcision campaign is mainly to move people away from bush (botched) circumcisions.

and if you think that it only happens in the bush my friends kids bris was botched... and that was in the UK as well.
 
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