The Absurd Reason Why America Circumcises Baby Boys

Dubes

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People trying to justify genital mutilation are morons.

Just to set the record straight, I'm perfectly happy so many claim to not to be circumcised. I've had the chats to many girls, I fancy my chances being "different" in that regard, thanks... :D
 

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Just to set the record straight, I'm perfectly happy so many claim to not to be circumcised. I've had the chats to many girls, I fancy my chances being "different" in that regard, thanks... :D

Thank god gay men are not so full of k@k like woman. If anything, gay men enjoy having the extra bit to play with.
 

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It should be called Male Genital Mutilation. Calling it circumcision is sugar coating it.
 

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I know a 40-odd year old who was advised he needed to have it done for reasons unknown to me at the time. It was a family friend and we only knew about it as his state after the op was a big ongoing joke. Apparently not at all pleasant.

6 weeks, no sex, no fapping.

Thats no joke.
 

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Not sure about corn flakes but All Bran flakes look like discarded foreskins.

just watch out for those calamari rings on special at restaurants in predominantly jewish areas
 

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just watch out for those calamari rings on special at restaurants in predominantly jewish areas

I was told jewish people bury the foreskins in their gardens! I am never buying a house previously owned by a jew!!!! :eek: Just think all those poor little foreskins that never was. Shame! :crying:



:p
 

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I was told jewish people bury the foreskins in their gardens! I am never buying a house previously owned by a jew!!!! :eek: Just think all those poor little foreskins that never was. Shame! :crying:



:p

Yes....very true...not....we have a foreskin tree growing in abundance in our garden...ant_man can pick and choose as he so wishes!!!
 

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so uncut is more sensitive which could elude to quicker ejaculation which on a lose thread equate to TWO MINUTE MEN :whistling:
 

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There are surgeons in France who restore women's hymen and will also create a foreskin for you and re-attach it, if you want it
 

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Just to set the record straight, I'm perfectly happy so many claim to not to be circumcised. I've had the chats to many girls, I fancy my chances being "different" in that regard, thanks... :D

I'm not expecting those who were circumcised as babies to drown in shame, dude. That does however not change the fact that it's a practise that is the very definition of mutilation, and is accepted purely because it is done under the banner of religion and/or culture. It grates me deeply that what is essentially a barbaric, antiquated custom is still so entrenched in portions of society, and made out by many to be no big deal.
 

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Just to set the record straight, I'm perfectly happy so many claim to not to be circumcised. I've had the chats to many girls, I fancy my chances being "different" in that regard, thanks... :D

i agree with you on that...i lost count of the south african women stating how mine "looks" so much better and became fascinated with it.
 

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I'm not expecting those who were circumcised as babies to drown in shame, dude. That does however not change the fact that it's a practise that is the very definition of mutilation, and is accepted purely because it is done under the banner of religion and/or culture. It grates me deeply that what is essentially a barbaric, antiquated custom is still so entrenched in portions of society, and made out by many to be no big deal.

considering i was snipped at birth in another country...it's no big deal, it was for religous or culutre beliefs. it's cause my dad was and my parents didn't want me or my brother to feel different from my dad.

ear, nose piercings (all other piercings) and tattoo's are a form of mutilation as well.....
 

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considering i was snipped at birth in another country...it's no big deal, it was for religous or culutre beliefs. it's cause my dad was and my parents didn't want me or my brother to feel different from my dad.

ear, nose piercings (all other piercings) and tattoo's are a form of mutilation as well.....

All piercings except for ear may only be done when you are 18. Or 16....one of those. Also, ear piercings at least grow closed again and is not permanent.
 
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