The curious world of 2nd hand cars

Mekon

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As some people here know I wrote my pristine Corsa Gamma off and was paid out by insurance. I have added another R20K so I have exactly R60K to get another car. So currently trying to find something decent.
So scouring classifieds daily and having to go look at a few cars I can honestly say that peoples perceptions differ vastly.
Good Condition: Interior looks like gremlins had a rave party inside the car the night before. I really don't know how car seats land up frayed to hell, interior trim broken and missing like speaker grills and air vents etc.
Excellent condition: broken or missing something or other. Obvious body panel repair but since it was fixed (often poorly) it has become excellent.
Body needs some TLC: Every panel on the car is scratched or dented. Fog lights are missing or broken. At least 1 tail light is cracked.
Just needs a good service: A good service is not going to change a clattering valve train or miraculously cure a misfire unless the spark plugs are so worn out they are causing the miss.

Other oddities include things like "new fuel filter" like wow that is amazing
Licence up to date. Yes well that is to be expected isn't it?
Lady driver......so that makes the car special?
Start and go. This one gets me every time. People usually want a car for that very reason.
One of a kind.....uhm ok???
Must be seen to be believed. So it might be imaginary?
For sale car. This was in the description of a Audi A3.

Then there are things like missing spare wheels, jack and wheel spanner and on the 2 occasions I did ask where the spare was the seller didn't know.
Licences that are years behind. Are people really that lazy that they can't keep this up to date?

Saturday I looked at a VW Polo at a used car lot. Guy told me the car was pristine. When I get there the car had to be jump started. Sales guy said he would replace battery if I took it. No gear knob. Missing sun visor, electric windows didn't work and I mean non of them. When I took it for a drive it lacked power and was jerking. Sales guy said it just needed a cam belt service. :unsure:
Brakes were almost not there like the brake booster wasn't getting any vacuum. Indicators didn't work. But hey the aircon worked so it was pristine.
When you on a fixed budget trying to find something decent can be a nightmare and entertaining at the same time.
 

Grubscrew

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In that price class I would avoid 2nd Hand Car Dealerships, rather look in Facebook Market Place for private deals. You will get more car for you money.
 

Mekon

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In that price class I would avoid 2nd Hand Car Dealerships, rather look in Facebook Market Place for private deals. You will get more car for you money.
I am looking more at private sellers. But sometimes what seems to be a good deal pops up at a dealer. But usually a disappointment.
 

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I get you OP, not just cars but every single product you can find.

when someone tells you lady driver, run the fvck away.
Agree
That clutch and gearbox is in its **** !!!
And the car interior will be more siff than a garbage dump, even if you cannot see it, chicks are ****ing disgusting when it comes to cars. Guys at least keep the interior pretty neat. Exceptions are the drunks.
The front wheels will also be knocked out of alignment from parking into pavements, you can see this from the deep scratches in the hub caps / rims
Also check the lower control arms for damage
 

Mekon

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Agree
That clutch and gearbox is in its **** !!!
And the car interior will be more siff than a garbage dump, even if you cannot see it, chicks are ****ing disgusting when it comes to cars. Guys at least keep the interior pretty neat. Exceptions are the drunks.
The front wheels will also be knocked out of alignment from parking into pavements, you can see this from the deep scratches in the hub caps / rims
Also check the lower control arms for damage
Looked at a Suzuki Swift and the interior was a mess. Womens car, the side of the passenger seat was obviously used to wipe makeup of her hands. I got as far as the first stop street and turned around because this car was all sorts of nope.
 

Mekon

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you would need to right off your corsa 20 times before you could afford that.
Not to buy it. Just would be interesting to take for a test drive being an electric car.
 

TheChamp

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Are you around Joburg and what are you using to search for cars?
 

Mekon

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Another oddity is pics of car being washed or someone working on the engine????
 
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