The different shifts on this forum....

[DJ...]

Fck!

Just realised, I'm on the bloody

/morning shift/
/dayshift/
/late friday shift/
/nightshift/ and
/weekend shift/

I'm overworked!

Union Rep - over here please

Fck!

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DJ...

 

[OMB]

Comrade Secretary General, I spoke to Patrick over at COSATU and he recommends that we have a proper structure of Knowledgeable National Office Bearers (KNOBs)

as you have already appointed MickeyD as President (I have a record of the voting process already written up which will clearly indicate 80% of our members supported you in this appointment) the following vacancies exist:

First Deputy President
Second Deputy President
Treasurer
General Secretary
Deputy General Secretary

can we open the floor for nominations?

 

[AfricanTech]

Comrades,

I have been reliably informed by the General Membership that my nomination for Treasurer has been approved. They are confidant that I will only spend subscriptions on legitamate activities such as impoverishing the capitalist collective by using our buying power to purchase luxury vehicles at cost price thus denying them profit while ensuring that the wekers are paid wages.

I therefore humbly prostrate myself and accept the offer to be appointed Treasurer.

Please emsure that all donayshins are sent to Swiss account # 1-800-4-7273933-9687-277

 

[OGroteKoning]

Does you accept Visa? I wants to buy a place on the board. I are well learnt and kan likes to helps distributes funding

 

[FlatspinZA]

A lot of people seem to have periods of activity here. I post here and then suddenly for no reason I find myself going weeks or even months without posting here, then one day I just start posting again.

Usually the periods in which I don't post is when my productivity soars a bit.

I come here when I am not feeling particularly productive.

This is an automated reply:

I am the Secretary General of Mybroadband's Union for Postwhores & Pornstars' Equality Tribunals & Sanctions.

Please note that I am out of my office at the moment, fscking my secretary in hers. I shall attend to your message once I return. Which, if history is anything to go by, shouldn't be very long at all.

For all urgent enquiries, please call 0800 MUPPETS

DJ...

Classic. Can I borrow your secretary when you are done? Make sure she washes your stuff off her, first, please.

Comrades,

I have been reliably informed by the General Membership that my nomination for Treasurer has been approved. They are confidant that I will only spend subscriptions on legitamate activities such as impoverishing the capitalist collective by using our buying power to purchase luxury vehicles at cost price thus denying them profit while ensuring that the wekers are paid wages.

I therefore humbly prostrate myself and accept the offer to be appointed Treasurer.

Please emsure that all donayshins are sent to Swiss account # 1-800-4-7273933-9687-277

LOL - I actually did, so it's not Miley Cyrus & her fake-boob mom.