The good 'ol banter thread - The fifth spliff

[Craig]

Sigh tourists

Whatever you people do just please don't export that crap to Cape Town.

 

[Kornhole]

Whatever you people do just please don't export that crap to Cape Town.

Please leave your tik at home

 

[Craig]

Please leave your tik at home

You drunk?

 

[Kornhole]

You drunk?

You tiked?

 

[Craig]

You tiked?

You need to go back to school son. This lusting after school kids thing seems to be affecting your spelling.

 

[Kornhole]

Is it just me or is aki doing a ton of ads this year....

 

[Chuckmyster]

screw you all, i have had 8 beers in 3 hrs and now gonna go rape myself in bed, goodnight my whores xxxxx

 

[Kornhole]

screw you all, i have had 8 beers in 3 hrs and now gonna go rape myself in bed, goodnight my whores xxxxx

@craig thanks you for the top quality tik you made him in your van OK night night chaps. I R out 2

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Not reading through all the old junk on here. Hello gents.

Can I just add that your roads in Gauteng is a horrible mess. @PoppieChoffel @KT-B

At least here if you miss an off ramp you don't have to drive to Paarl before you can make a u turn

Also, fcck you for not calling us for a drink.

 

[Craig]

At least here if you miss an off ramp you don't have to drive to Paarl before you can make a u turn

Also, fcck you for not calling us for a drink.

I actually want to, but these cunts gave me 300+ pages of theory to go through for Friday's exam. And I actually want to pass this as it's an internationally accredited certificate.

You and urban are welcome to come make a turn by me on Friday at lanseria, if it's not too far a drive for you guys?

 

[Space_Kriek]

Morning gents and ladies.... Nice wet weather in PTA today. Atleast the heat is gone

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Apparently a gay video of you and I. I sent a video to Mowgsie of one guy having a chain going in and out of his assshole, now this nai claims it's us.

The irony of it all is it's two white guys, but don't tell him that. Po3s

I still want to see that video in xray mode... Where the f does all that chain fit?

 

[Shannon88]

Good morning all. Have a wickedly wonderful Wednesday

 

[ShaunSA]

I still want to see that video in xray mode... Where the f does all that chain fit?

It's amazing everyone's seen the vid but me

And I'm supposed to be the gay one

 

[ShaunSA]

Oh and more mense

 

[ShaunSA]

It's a nice cool day here today thank ****

 

[HunterNW]

I actually want to, but these cunts gave me 300+ pages of theory to go through for Friday's exam. And I actually want to pass this as it's an internationally accredited certificate.

You and urban are welcome to come make a turn by me on Friday at lanseria, if it's not too far a drive for you guys?

You can do it !! Just make skelm notes like you did at school.

 

[The_Mowgs]

It's a nice cool day here today thank ****

Where do you stay?

 

[ShaunSA]

Where do you stay?

Home is Pmb. But work in a small dorpie in the midlands

 

[The_Mowgs]

Home is Pmb. But work in a small dorpie in the midlands

Sht why was I under the impression you live in Cape Town. When you said its cold outside I thought you were just a pussy because the sun is out in Cape Town but ok, now I know.