The Guptas are back in South Africa

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The Guptas are back in South Africa

The controversial Gupta family are back in South Africa after an extended time away from the country - and their relationship with president Jacob Zuma continues, though it is strained.

 

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Overall, the Gupta family is back, and just want business to go on, Naidoo said.

Well I've got some great news for you guys! While you were gone for the world's longest and most convenient wedding, you managed to win an Eskom tender worth billions! No doubt Eskom saw your passionate 2 month commitment to "getting on with business" as proud South Africans. Combined with your expertise in explosive situations and giving South Africans near-worthless dirt in return for billions of Rands of our tax money, I don't think they had much choice in the matter. So well done and congratulations once again - I couldn't think of anyone better suited than you guys to help identify where the explosive filth is in the country. Now that you're back from your passionate commitment to South Africa trip, you can hopefully rekindle your friendship with Number 1 who sadly had to delay the purchase of his new jet on account of the lack of suitable procurement advisors...