The IMPORTANCE of PICHAS and Vids!

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So, once again Dolby has proved to me that he knows what happened that day when said mate and I had a little fun...him in a black Polow GTi, aparently black ones are faster (just had to say that) :D and me obviously in my bloody fast 8 sec 0-100, yes that's right, 8 sec nogal at highlands, very highlands, and I skeered the black sheep of the family;)

Now, this has been contested by, lol, wait for it, lol, something someone somewhere wrote that the 147 has a 0-100 time of 11.5 sec nogal...lol, My wind hond can sprint faster than that...but hey, that's what his law says!:cool:

So this argument or debate will go on for centuries and our children will rage war over this mythical day when an Alfa dared to go up against the very fast Polow GTi...

So, I understand now that things like these needs pichas or videos or something damnit, as I wouldn't have believed it myself, but hey, I'll try and get technophobe Polow GTi driver on here to clear up the air...

Ooooh, I know where to get a vid of a Alfa Romeo 159 2.4 jtd dropping diesel smoke on an M3...yes...E36 M3 geskeer deur a tractor...I'll ask that guy to send me the vid!

Anyway, Pichas is important, maybe I'll just have to take my camcorder wiff me on my escapades:p:p:p:p
 
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Have a look here...
Its not standard, but roughly R18 000 performance mods, mostly OEM stuffs...

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What a pleasure to see that Polo...hopefully Alfaholic and Rouxenator will shut up for a while now!

So nice to see those Opels getting smoked!! :D
 
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He was without a doubt the best DRIVER of the day. His reaction time was like lightning :D
 
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LOL @ ritalin...seems like all you Vee Bubble You boys need it more...can't take it when ze German get an ass whoopin!

LOL I can only picture you VW fanboys sitting in the corner reaading VW folklore and keep manifesting that it's totally impossible...lol THE ALFA BEAT THE POLOW...hartseerlik!

kaaa***a***a***aa
 
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I'm not any kind fanboi, and neither are you. You're just ****ing annoying, I'll be surprised if you make it 250 posts.
 
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porn$tar said:
I'm not any kind fanboi, and neither are you. You're just ****ing annoying, I'll be surprised if you make it 250 posts.
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LOL bru, don't really care...funny how you become annoyed by other people's opinions. THIS IS EXACTLY what the other post was about. People who can't accept opinions, I am of the opinion that my Alfa beat a Plow GTi...accept it or keep on talking normal forum trash...me takes it long time lol...

But this little hissy fit tells me you is not ready for Forum debate...Me finks you need this:

http://www.undinefallspack.com/thread_posting_for_dummies.png

Good advice from an Alfisti...lol you JUST can't win bru!:cool:
 
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I don't mind your opinion, it's the "I masturbate off every time I see an Alfa drive past" tone of your posts I find annoying. You need to find a boyfriend before you start screwing your car up it's tailpipe. Oh wait, you already do.
 
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Hey bra's you should of checked me yesterday my china's, I dropped a Sooped up VW Golf and he was eating my dust like a bladdy vacuum cleaner, I only drive a Lumina SS Sport Edition with 2 Turbo's and he was still sitting at the robots like my cat does on sundays while I was chorring along to the next set of roubots my bru's

It was legendary, me finks his exhaust had a potato in it ek se, I didn't get any pichas either but next time when I "smoke 'em" i'll try to take 1 or 2 (And by smoke 'em I don't mean the box of cubanna's I have stored in the glove compartment)

Till next time bru's, this is LuminaAddict signing out
 
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porn$tar said:
I don't mind your opinion, it's the "I masturbate off every time I see an Alfa drive past" tone of your posts I find annoying. You need to find a boyfriend before you start screwing your car up it's tailpipe.
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OK - so your hissyfit is because me is passionate about me Alfas or any other Alfa in my club or any other Alfa that drives passed, lol. Passion being a crime on this Forum, joh!

Thus I like ze VW forum and Ze Scooby forum even more...the passion those guys show is immense, but none of them throw up when a BMW nutter comes along and praises his chosen marque.:erm:

Dude, seriously, you are acting like a little girl, if you don't like my Alfa's are great tone then just don't read or reply, simple.

+ to make matters worse you've just exposed yourself...you're fed up with my Alfa remarks coz you're not like that..."B.A Baracus - I pitty the fool" dude, I have one remedy for you:

http://images.google.co.za/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=Alfa+Romeo&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

Don't go masturbate now...:cool:
 
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I love ANY nice car, but I'll leave the masturbating to you and your boyfriends.
 
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I love ANY nice car, but I'll leave the masturbating to you and your boyfriends.
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LOL sounds like someone who admits defeat with seriously lame comebacks...

again - B.A Baracus - i pitty the fool!

Now, let's talk a nice Alfa deal there for you...just kidding mate just kidding...:rolleyes:
 
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imma let you guys finish, I just want to repeat that my race was really Legendary.

thank you.
 
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Keeper said:
Hey bra's you should of checked me yesterday my china's, I dropped a Sooped up VW Golf and he was eating my dust like a bladdy vacuum cleaner, I only drive a Lumina SS Sport Edition with 2 Turbo's and he was still sitting at the robots like my cat does on sundays while I was chorring along to the next set of roubots my bru's

It was legendary, me finks his exhaust had a potato in it ek se, I didn't get any pichas either but next time when I "smoke 'em" i'll try to take 1 or 2 (And by smoke 'em I don't mean the box of cubanna's I have stored in the glove compartment)

Till next time bru's, this is LuminaAddict signing out
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Hey Keeper! You drive a Lumina SS? I love german cars myself but damn I love that car!

You lucky devil! Post a pic of your ride man!
 
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PythonFSi said:
Hey Keeper! You drive a Lumina SS? I love german cars myself but damn I love that car!

You lucky devil! Post a pic of your ride man!
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LMAO - this is gettin way out of hand now...lemme stop as I can see the VW fanboys colluding and calling the Moderators non stop to get me off just because this VW Forum-in-disguise is unhappy their little pocket shmocket lost to a heavy, Italian!:rolleyes:

bey guys, see ya'll on again...Im off to enjoy me long weekend, in me Alfa!
 
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PythonFSi said:
Hey Keeper! You drive a Lumina SS? I love german cars myself but damn I love that car!

You lucky devil! Post a pic of your ride man!
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lol.... well at least some people believed my epic cool drag-racing story :D
 
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