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[Keeper]

LMAO - this is gettin way out of hand now...lemme stop as I can see the VW fanboys colluding and calling the Moderators non stop to get me off just because this VW Forum-in-disguise is unhappy their little pocket shmocket lost to a heavy, Italian!

bey guys, see ya'll on again...Im off to enjoy me long weekend, in me Alfa!

noooooo don't go! I don't really have a lumina so don't worry i won't post pics of it in your thread

 

[RazedInBlack]

LMAO - this is gettin way out of hand now...lemme stop as I can see the VW fanboys colluding and calling the Moderators non stop to get me off just because this VW Forum-in-disguise is unhappy their little pocket shmocket lost to a heavy, Italian!

bey guys, see ya'll on again...Im off to enjoy me long weekend, in me Alfa!

Are you married?

If you are, then you've got two problems!

A wife and an Alfa!

 

[RazedInBlack]

noooooo don't go! I don't really have a lumina so don't worry i won't post pics of it in your thread

Damn! There goes my respect for Keeper!

@Alfaholic

When I say I love German cars that doesn't nessecarily mean I'm a VW fanboi!

 

[ALFAHOLIC]

Are you married?

If you are, then you've got two problems!

A wife and an Alfa!

LMAO - the same thing my dad said what are the odds!!!

 

[RazedInBlack]

LMAO - the same thing my dad said what are the odds!!!

Your dad knows best!

 

[HapticSimian]

Alfas are like having a mistress. They're sexy, exciting and they know how to get the pulse racing whilst making all the right noises. But you don't tell your friends you've got one.

DISCLAIMER

As previously stated, I own two...

 

[JK8]

Are you married?

If you are, then you've got two problems!

A wife and an Alfa!

I heard a different version... no offence to anyone...

How does an Indian man ruin his life??

He marries a coloured woman and buys a second hand Alfa!

 

[RazedInBlack]

I heard a different version... no offence to anyone...

How does an Indian man ruin his life??

He marries a coloured wife and a second hand Alfa!

Now I'm really offended!

 

[Dolby]

Oh. Only stumbled on this now.

8 seconds flat with an exhaust on the highveld ... ? Anyone that mildly knows about cars, is going to call you on that claim.

Where exactly on the highveld are you, if I may?

I can test your car if you want?

 

[Fazda]

Oh. Only stumbled on this now.

8 seconds flat with an exhaust on the highveld ... ? Anyone that mildly knows about cars, is going to call you on that claim.

Where exactly on the highveld are you, if I may?

I can test your car if you want?

LOL, I see that the thread suddenly went quiet....

 

[ALFAHOLIC]

Yo - Me in Mpumalanga...VERY HIGHVELD...in fact the Heartland of the Highveld.

Eish, how many times do I have to say, the OBDI port STAYS open...if you so called car boffins know what that means? LOL - and EXHAUST means? maybe header, maybe decat...

Ask any 2.0 twinnie driver what an exhaust by you know whom and a header and a decat does...+ gekoppel met remap on road, not VW fanboi dyno's...

I'm in MP dude, holla at me when you ready with a GTi...

You guys fail to realise that me don't spill the beans on me mods...seriously - dem me and THE MAN's secrets, all me knows is ze PGTi lostses.

OK lemme do this...

147 - 118kw...remember, kw reading means squat!

fulle CUSTOM exhaust system - meaning from ze HEAD!

Custom remap on 2 stage map...switchable with me work laptop nogal lol...

Those mods - esp the remap - drops Pgti at highveld...but TDi skeers me in all gears...pitty, as I'd liked to beat the TDi and not the PGTi...

But then again...if you would go read again, coz you guys are strugling...me did point out that maybe the PGTi driver didnt' try hard enough - AND like I said, a win is a win!!!

Now, pick your jaw up from the ground, don't ask me who THE MAN is coz that's my secret and go read the comment where me stated this...

Cherio - again - ALFA 1 VW 0

just love writing that

 

[JK8]

Those mods - esp the remap - drops Pgti at highveld...but TDi skeers me in all gears...pitty, as I'd liked to beat the TDi and not the PGTi...

But then again...if you would go read again, coz you guys are strugling...me did point out that maybe the PGTi driver didnt' try hard enough - AND like I said, a win is a win!!!


just love writing that

Well Pgtis are faster than TDis - Ibiza FR 118kw....
You lose.

 

[ALFAHOLIC]

Ever heard of AO?

And Mongoletsi???

There that's as far as i'll go to let go of my secrets...

The problem with today's male human being is that he believes in nothing, be also believes that everything and everyone that is in disagreement of him is wrong...lol.

I know I'll open a can of worms here, but no one seemed to contest the 2.4 JTD killing
M3's? LOL THAT is amazing to me, somehow you guys don't contest this...

Like I said, Mongoletsi, someone who knows someone who knows how to load maps and get tourque up....ooooooh I'm spilling beans here...if you don't know Alfa...you cannot speak on Alfa, a pure fact, I don't speak on R32 as I don't know R32, but I bet 3.2 GT will kill it off...wanna bet your salaries LOL!

Again...Mongoletsi - if you don't know, now you know (pictures them doing Google searches as that's all you guys seem to know other than quoting Car mag and knowing VW timeslips LOL - B.A Baracus...I pitty these fools!)

Mongoletsi is like the FR of Alfa...but I forgive ya'll for NOT knowing this, I understand your knowledge is extrememly limited to Pgti and BWA lol...

Oh, Dawie fettled with a GTV 3.0 V6 Exhaust only, and a special piggyback...

335i and Scooby - the GTV stuck with them at high speeds, but had to pull of the right pedal coz it was actually going faster...cars pulled over, and wanted to know WTF was up with the GTV...lol Alfa Romeo, you gota love it...VIP breakfast run, invite only, if you don't know now you know...

Here..

I have the decency to post the link for all the haters...your cars are quick 0-100 no contest, but ze itallians will come for you when you least expect it...170kph + is where we like to race!

http://www.alfaowner.com/Forum/south-africa/189149-surprising-performance-on-breakfast-run.html

Oh, forgot to mention...me clutch went Can't handle the torque... MONGOLETSI!!!

 

[ALFAHOLIC]

Dude at work has Leon FR...chipped and exhaust same as I...

Can't pull away from ze 147, just can't...pitty the fool!:erm:

His car is quick off the line, jeez not even a bloody S3 is so quick off the line, or was I kidding myself, as always, Alfa's and their 3rd gears...if you know what I mean, oh wait, ya'll are not schooled in Alfas...lol, but 3rd ger, 4th gear same old story...

 

[Dolby]

I'm in MP dude, holla at me when you ready with a GTi

I'd test you against the clock. I have something a little more accurate the iPhone specifically designed to test performance.

your cars are quick 0-100 no contest, but ze itallians will come for you when you least expect it...170kph + is where we like to race!

You max out very shortly afterwards though ... I'm willing to bet it'd take you close on 35 seconds before you pass 170km/h ...

 

[Dolby]

I actually can't do this anymore :/ I'd much rather chat to JK8 about his Polo before Alfa on his super speed Alfa.

 

[JK8]

Dude at work has Leon FR...chipped and exhaust same as I...

Can't pull away from ze 147, just can't...pitty the fool!:erm:

His car is quick off the line, jeez not even a bloody S3 is so quick off the line, or was I kidding myself, as always, Alfa's and their 3rd gears...if you know what I mean, oh wait, ya'll are not schooled in Alfas...lol, but 3rd ger, 4th gear same old story...

Leon FR is 147kw standard... or you talking about the 177kw?
With a chip and exhaust they will both beat you, I still say the 177kw Seat is the king of hot hatches in SA, thats how fast it is.

 

[JK8]

I actually can't do this anymore :/ I'd much rather chat to JK8 about his Polo before Alfa on his super speed Alfa.

Ye... now hes just irritating...

 

[Fazda]

Ye... now hes just irritating...

Agreed, this pissing competition has just become uber boring!

 

[ALFAHOLIC]

LMAO - as soon as I give them proof and some insight into how I managed to drop a Pgti...they give up Damn but you guys are LAME!

JK8 - thus I'm saying that Leon FR was smoking like crazy...was it even an FR - you know, like the 325i ouens putting IS bumpers on and saying its an IS...I couldn't believe it myself, must have either NOT been an FR, or was TOying wiff me...

LOL - anyway, any contest on the GTV killing the 335i and Scoobfest?

LOL - you guys are amazing!

Once again - Mongoletsi FTW!!!

Alfa FTW!!!

Ok, I've proven my point now, you guys hopelessly gave up...lol I should post this thread link on AO, Abb, Alfisti.net...I guarantee they'll have a SERIOUS laugh!!!

Moral of the story, just becuase your a GRANDMASTER doesn't mean you know squat...famous saying "just because you cans speak doesn't mean your intellectual!!!"

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