The most awesome thing just happened

[koeks]

Probably cheated on your and feeling guilty about it
Or she wants something

I've learned (the hard way) women don't really do anything they don't want to do if there's not something in it for them.

As harsh as that may seem to all the women folk on here (about to deny and flame me for those words) I have yet to see one doing that out of her own volition.

I assume the honeymoon period is over for Juggy already (and that he lives with his gf?). So that's why I'm saying... be prepared dude.

If none of the "bad" stuff I say is true, she's probably pregnant and working up the guts to tell you

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[Nocturnity]

I'm sitting here in the study buggering around on MyBB and my fiance walks in with a beer for me and says "I thought you might be thirsty love".

I knew I made the right choice

What does she want?

 

[Juggy]

Probably cheated on your and feeling guilty about it
Or she wants something

I've learned (the hard way) women don't really do anything they don't want to do if there's not something in it for them.

As harsh as that may seem to all the women folk on here (about to deny and flame me for those words) I have yet to see one doing that out of her own volition.

I assume the honeymoon period is over for Juggy already (and that he lives with his gf?). So that's why I'm saying... be prepared dude.

If none of the "bad" stuff I say is true, she's probably pregnant and working up the guts to tell you

How utterly ****ing morbid. Sheesh, I hate to say this dude but are suffering from depression or something.

We got engaged a month ago and the reason we did was because we are passionate about each other. I think it's time the neagtive people on this forum stopped putting woman in these little boxes. They're far more competent life creatures than men will ever be and far more civilised.

Oh yes, it seems your judgement is skewed if those are the only types of woman you've been with.

 

[Insider]

I'm sitting here in the study buggering around on MyBB and my fiance walks in with a beer for me and says "I thought you might be thirsty love".

I knew I made the right choice

Ha-ha. Reminds me of my wife. She doesn't like to cook or do grocery shopping. So one Friday I come home and there's a case of beer on the kitchen table. She tunes: "There's your dinner, dear."

Gotta love it.

 

[DJ...]

Probably cheated on your and feeling guilty about it
Or she wants something

I've learned (the hard way) women don't really do anything they don't want to do if there's not something in it for them.

As harsh as that may seem to all the women folk on here (about to deny and flame me for those words) I have yet to see one doing that out of her own volition.

I assume the honeymoon period is over for Juggy already (and that he lives with his gf?). So that's why I'm saying... be prepared dude.

If none of the "bad" stuff I say is true, she's probably pregnant and working up the guts to tell you

Oh my! Acid, you've got mommy issues that need to be dealt with...

 

[Jewelbox]

It's good that you appreciate such small gesture.

 

[Gothan]

She probably found out you had some kind of terminal disease and is struggling to tell you, probably the light beer that caused the disease anyways