The stupidity reaches new hights

podo

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Every time I think I have reached the point where I can comprehend the stupidity of Telkom's marketing monkeys, I find myself bewildered when I discover that I have yet again underestimated just how stupid they are.

Today, I received my monthly phone bill with the standard rip-off call charges as always. Plus the standard rip-off rental charges, which are surprisingly more than the call charges, but having ADSL I can account for that...

Additionally, the envelope also contained a nice full colour printed blue page with sexy marketing photos of happy little people setting in from of happy little personal computers and laptops in a happy little utopia called a Sandton based photography studio, complete with sets to make it look like a happy little family home and a business in a futuristic office building.

The shiny marketing shwag paper is advertising the wonder of the internet to the poor uneducated masses. It goes on at length about how Telkom can now offer us the wonder of the internet at just R79 per month. For that, we may receive the privilege of spending a lot of money dialing up to Telkom's own IP backbone through its own voice backbone.

It also advertises that if we are "heavy" internet users, we could bring down the costs by buying an access option that will give us hundreds of free minutes at a ridiculously high price, or, we could buy their InfiniteCall option, which would limit the cost of any call during off peak time to just R8.50. Wow!

What annoys me is that they are sending this to <b>me</b>. I already own ADSL, which <b>is</b> permanent internet. I also already have TelkomInternet Internet over ADSL access, which is also much more expensive than the dial-up option, and in fact, includes a dial-up account!

Why are they sending this advert <b>TO ME?</b>

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ajax

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Its probably too much effort (costs extra) to check which of the couple of million subscribers make out the 20000 odd ADSL subscribers and not put the page in their envelopes.
 

lewstherin

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Dont you just love Telkom's definition of a "heavy" internet user - like being connected and downloading a lot is some kind of oddity, and they're doing us a big favour.

I have family in the US on cable internet for whom the internet is part of life - they catch the news via web in the morning, use it all day at work, and then surf/shop/download multimedia, updates, etc (not hacked filez) in the evenings.
The definition of these people in the US is an average user.

The definition of these people in Telkomland is a heavy user/abuser.

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MaD

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Maybe they're hoping you'd give it to a friend or someone you know. Please don't! ;P

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podo

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MaD,

I've posted it on the wall in my office next to the framed "Hellkom" logo I have up there. [:)]

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podo

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I also have "de-motivators" from Dispair Inc. on the wall. [:)]

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CrazyMadMan

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I like that and its so true, if you use the internet for more than 30min a day and you use it for more than just downloading 2 e-mails a day then you are not only considered a "HEAVY" user but you are also considerd an abuser as the internet is not something you should have at all. Tel*** belives we should be thanking them on our knees that they even installed copper lines in our area! OH thank you telkum thank you so so much for allowing me to browse and use my internet for nothing more than checking mail. Thank you for pushing us so far behind the rest of the world that catching up is an impossible idea. Thank you for charging us more for bandwidth that 3rd world islands and blaming the high costs with distance OH WAIT! its funny that you pay so much for bandwidth that you are barely making a profit....... OH NO!? whats that you make how many BILLIONS in one year!? .. hey guys that just hit me they keep saying how much it costs but it cant be costing them all that much due to the fact that they are making billions in profit!?!?!? hahah tel*** your stories are truly stoopid and i hate you all. I wish you all death.

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James

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No one here has picked up the worst of it though. Ever been watching a prime time rugby match, you know where it is expensive to advertise... I always seem to see telkom advertise, hardly ever products though just themselves. Hello hellkom, you have NO compitision why the f*# advertise and WASTE our money, no wonder we have to pay so much.

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Flippit

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Hmm... Telkom advertising... all these fancy TV ads which go for thousands of rand a second... but it's not like people have a choice...

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playkiller no.2

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What about that ad with the young black woman and how she goes on and on,I didn`t know it was a telkom ad till the very end.

Darn greedy Bastards,it will be Doom`s day and they will still be here.
 
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