'There is no cholera in this country' - Mugabe

[Slaine73]

It's like the village idiot becoming mayor.

Hey you're insulting village idiots all throught the ages right now

 

[Abe]

Be nice to America or they'll bomb democracy into your country

No money in Zim. Maybe if they strike oil.

 

[Slaine73]

Why is it that so many African politicians have this ostritch mentallity, we hide our heads in the sand and then the problem doesn't exist??

 

[blunomore]

I feel like using the LOLCAT translator when I read anything about this douche:

IM ROBERT MUGABE AN I NO KNOE MAH ASS FRUM MAH ELBOW.

 

[PeterCH]

I feel like using the LOLCAT translator when I read anything about this douche:

IM ROBERT MUGABE AN I NO KNOE MAH ASS FRUM MAH ELBOW.

Yeah, he's hillarious! Sadly he causes a lot of death and hurt.

 

[Albereth]

It's like the village idiot becoming mayor.

??? The village idiot became president.

 

[NameOfBeast]

Mugabe says there is no cholera in Zim and Heidi Klum is his girlfriend

HARARE. Zimbabwean tyrant Robert Mugabe says there is no cholera outbreak in his country, and has also announced that Heidi Klum is his girlfriend. The news has reportedly left long-time partner Thabo Mbeki heartbroken. "Robert said he was always working late because of the cholera," sobbed Mbeki. "Now I hear it wasn't cholera. It was that German hussy."

He confirmed that there had been a small outbreak reported in certain rural regions, but that Zanu-PF doctors had identified the disease as homosexuality and would be treating affected people with invigorating beatings with truncheons and subscriptions to the Zimbabwe Herald.

http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/930

 

[Kimosabe]

I would love to see this guy necklaced.
Oh how I would laugh.