These are all of the new level 1 lockdown rules

[Bradley Prior]

These are all of the new level 1 lockdown rules

Minister of Cooperative Governance and Corporate Affairs Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma has published the official alert level 1 lockdown regulations for South Africa.

 

[Unreal]

Nice summary. Thank you

 

[Thor]

When can the sauna open at Virgin Active?

 

[daveza]

Nobody cares.

 

[Flywheel]

We don't care, minister dopkoek. You, as a collective, have embraced socialism and communism to such an extent that you are almost done destroying our economy and people. The few remaining intelligent folk here will be forced to emigrate to escape your draconian racist laws and corruption.

 

[GhostSixFour]

Anyone know what's happening to Parkruns? Some of the venue frequently get more than 500 attendees, whilst other get less than 300. Curious whether they'll stay closed for all or open some?

 

[wernervn]

Again with the curfew? What purpose could it possibly serve?

And wonderful, I can only buy booze during working hours. Sorry boss, I'm going shopping for emergency supplies ;-)

 

[D.B.Cooper]

Again with the curfew? What purpose could it possibly serve?

And wonderful, I can only buy booze during working hours. Sorry boss, I'm going shopping for emergency supplies ;-)

Well, apparently some people claim that all the dronkies come out at that time and play dodgems with their cars in that time slot.

 

[surface]

I consider walking at 1km/hour vigorous exercise. What is her definition?

A person must, when in a public place, wear a face mask, except when undertaking vigorous exercise

 

[Hansolo]

When can the sauna open at Virgin Active?

Hey, hey, hey. Cool your jets bathouse barry.

 

[The_Hobbit]

- International travel from countries listed as having a high COVID -19 infection and transmission rate, will remain prohibited except for business travel which may be allowed with the approval of the Cabinet member responsible for home affairs.

I assume that means TO as well....
I mean, I could go to Haiti via the US then home via Brazil or vice versa. Just saying.

 

[Fuzzbox]

Nobody care what she says.
DOEKKOP is S A Most hated citizen

 

[j4ck455]

A person must, when in a public place, wear a face mask, except when undertaking vigorous exercise;

So anyone can now use that as an excuse: "I was undertaking vigorous exercise, I was exempted from wearing a face mask".

Did NDZ come up with that one all on her own or did she have vigorous help from a friend?

Attendance at a funeral is limited to 100 persons or less, provided that not more than 50% of the capacity of the venue is used, with persons observing a distance of least one and a half metres from each other.

So in cases where the venue is a cemetery, it must be a new cemetery with not more than 50% residents and visitors.

An owner or operator of any indoor or outdoor facility where gatherings are held must display the certificate of occupancy which sets out the maximum number of persons the facility may hold.

That should be interesting.

Are taxis considered to be mobile facilities that operate in the greater outdoors facility (sometimes indoors when they crash through buildings) and have an indoor facility as well.

 

[DailyTech]

take editing classes, please

 

[DailyTech]

Nobody care what she says.
DOEKKOP is S A Most hated citizen

yeah

 

[Charl456]

Her face looks like she ran into a wall one to many times

 

[Dan C]

Her face looks like she ran into a wall one to many times

Looks like Rihanna

 

[phoneJunky]

Anyone know what's happening to Parkruns? Some of the venue frequently get more than 500 attendees, whilst other get less than 300. Curious whether they'll stay closed for all or open some?

All parkruns will remain closed (saw a post on facebook). I will drive a few hours for a parkrun so I guess there is a lot of people like that. A few people I know would have flown to Russia this year to just get there q parkrun. I would imagine tuat the other parkrunners from the bigger parkruns would just overcrowd the smaller parkruns.

 

[Aquila ka Hecate]

- International travel from countries listed as having a high COVID -19 infection and transmission rate, will remain prohibited except for business travel which may be allowed with the approval of the Cabinet member responsible for home affairs.

I assume that means TO as well....
I mean, I could go to Haiti via the US then home via Brazil or vice versa. Just saying.

My son was planning on coming over soon. Since he lives in the UK, I guess he'll have to wait a while.

 

[markings]

I consider walking at 1km/hour vigorous exercise. What is her definition?

Getting in and out of the chair is vigorous exercise for many of the cabinet members, including her.