Things that irritate you - Part 3

[ArmatageShanks]

The animals who hardly even make an attempt to piss in the urinal.

I do find that when I'm off my face at home I tend to piss like one of those cheap hardware shop lawn sprayers, absolutely everywhere.

Perhaps they too are pissed?

 

[yebocan]

Alternatively, see: Cocaine.

nah, beauty of keeping it inhouse... every cell of the body is soaked in bliss, ... 24/7

 

[Herr der Verboten]

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[Herr der Verboten]

Knees have been hurting for the past few months

Seker omdat ek so dik is.

ja. Karpet burns kan be rough hey.

 

[BeerIsNotGood...]

ja. Karpet burns kan be rough hey.

Joh..

 

[The_Librarian]

.

on your period?

 

[saor]

on your period?

It's the only point he's made all day.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

on your period?

Why? Need pads?

 

[The_Librarian]

Why? Need pads?

yes, can sell them off for a profit in Amurrrrika.

Shortage of pads there.

 

[dualmeister]

Scratched car

 

[My_King]

When the FNB app just spins & spins & spins ffs.

You just reminded me of another app.

Pokemon Go....**** I hate that ****.

Spin 10 PokeStops. "Awesome I'll get them while I drive to work"

"Try again later"
"Try again later"
"Try"
"Try"
"Try"
"Try again"
"Try again later"

FFS, I'll get one down the road

"Try again later"
"Try"
"Try again later"

 

[BeerIsNotGood...]

You just reminded me of another app.

Pokemon Go....**** I hate that ****.

Spin 10 PokeStops. "Awesome I'll get them while I drive to work"

"Try again later"
"Try again later"
"Try"
"Try"
"Try"
"Try again"
"Try again later"

FFS, I'll get one down the road

"Try again later"
"Try"
"Try again later"

Lmao you played that ****?

 

[BeerIsNotGood...]

Scratched car

You or someone else?

 

[dualmeister]

You or someone else?

Can only blame self

 

[My_King]

Lmao you played that ****?

Only way to get a legit shiny Mew.

That or go back 20 years, buy a ticket to Japan and do a "Mystery gift"

 

[Mekon]

KFC Zinger wings

Just pain, no flavor no nothing, just pain.

KFC is just plain rubbish. The coleslaw is rubbish, the fries are rubbish, the chicken is an oily congealed mess and the mash is powdered rubbish.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

yes, can sell them off for a profit in Amurrrrika.

Shortage of pads there.

/padgate

 

[BeerIsNotGood...]

KFC Zinger wings

Just pain, no flavor no nothing, just pain.

Explain...

 

[BeerIsNotGood...]

KFC is just plain rubbish. The coleslaw is rubbish, the fries are rubbish, the chicken is an oily congealed mess and the mash is powdered rubbish.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

KFC is just plain rubbish. The coleslaw is rubbish, the fries are rubbish, the chicken is an oily congealed mess and the mash is powdered rubbish.

Don't know about KFC as I don't buy it, as I'm white, but MacDonald's varies from branch to branch, the one near me makes exactly the same shite as every other one but somehow its always bad, the one just up the road is the complete opposite.