Think girlfriend is being unfaithful, need advice

[JohnStarr]

So here's the thing. We've had our issues like any couple but I thought everything was fine. Over the weekend I was helping her find her phone. It was under my car seat and when I picked it up I noticed a WhatsApp message saying "hey babe" and there was a guys face there. I didn't open it as it's rude to go through other people's stuff and I wasn't brought up that way so I left it.

Anyway yesterday she did something she never does; wants to go out with friends during the day. So off she goes and I decided to follow her in my vehicle (real cloak and dagger stuff). Car is a sweet ride, an NP200. It was public holiday so not totally out of the ordinary considering but this new information has me suspicious.

About half way to the beach my car starts making a funny noise and stuttering badly. Talk about bad timing. So I crack open the bonnet and check the spark plugs because they have given me problems before. It turns out one of them has burned out or melted on the end. So I quickly replaced it with a spare I had.

Anyway here's my question. Which Spark plug brand do I go with: NGK, Autolite or Bosch?

You bastard...but brilliant!

 

[purple face]

That's a really old joke.

yes but some people from here were to young to have read it the first time it came around and this is the first time they've seen it. You have to take into account peoples ages

 

[Vengeful]

LOL.... ~\_(0_o)_/~

 

[Shannon88]

that's going to be a painful experience for you

Yep... That is pretty much the point...

 

[randomcat]

Yep... That is pretty much the point...

 

[CB40]

So here's the thing. We've had our issues like any couple but I thought everything was fine. Over the weekend I was helping her find her phone. It was under my car seat and when I picked it up I noticed a WhatsApp message saying "hey babe" and there was a guys face there. I didn't open it as it's rude to go through other people's stuff and I wasn't brought up that way so I left it.

Anyway yesterday she did something she never does; wants to go out with friends during the day. So off she goes and I decided to follow her in my vehicle (real cloak and dagger stuff). Car is a sweet ride, an NP200. It was public holiday so not totally out of the ordinary considering but this new information has me suspicious.

About half way to the beach my car starts making a funny noise and stuttering badly. Talk about bad timing. So I crack open the bonnet and check the spark plugs because they have given me problems before. It turns out one of them has burned out or melted on the end. So I quickly replaced it with a spare I had.

Anyway here's my question. Which Spark plug brand do I go with: NGK, Autolite or Bosch?

Fok off

 

[B-1]

yes but some people from here were to young to have read it the first time it came around and this is the first time they've seen it. You have to take into account peoples ages

 

[gregmcc]

Baaaastid!

 

[RedViking]

TL;DR

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Bliksem.

 

[purple face]

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yup that's 80 years old ive got another 35 years to go and im not a man im a woman

 

[yebocan]

So here's the thing. We've had our issues like any couple but I thought everything was fine. Over the weekend I was helping her find her phone. It was under my car seat and when I picked it up I noticed a WhatsApp message saying "hey babe" and there was a guys face there. I didn't open it as it's rude to go through other people's stuff and I wasn't brought up that way so I left it.

Anyway yesterday she did something she never does; wants to go out with friends during the day. So off she goes and I decided to follow her in my vehicle (real cloak and dagger stuff). Car is a sweet ride, an NP200. It was public holiday so not totally out of the ordinary considering but this new information has me suspicious.

About half way to the beach my car starts making a funny noise and stuttering badly. Talk about bad timing. So I crack open the bonnet and check the spark plugs because they have given me problems before. It turns out one of them has burned out or melted on the end. So I quickly replaced it with a spare I had.

Anyway here's my question. Which Spark plug brand do I go with: NGK, Autolite or Bosch?

 

[lkswan747]

I was expecting all the MBB psychoanalysts to fill this post as well as "Ek Vra Raad" responses. What a let down.

 

[purple face]

I thought it was going to be like the joke. but its not

 

[Romito]

I think the problem is with your timing

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

What is the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

 

[Smugs]

So here's the thing. We've had our issues like any couple but I thought everything was fine. Over the weekend I was helping her find her phone. It was under my car seat and when I picked it up I noticed a WhatsApp message saying "hey babe" and there was a guys face there. I didn't open it as it's rude to go through other people's stuff and I wasn't brought up that way so I left it.

Anyway yesterday she did something she never does; wants to go out with friends during the day. So off she goes and I decided to follow her in my vehicle (real cloak and dagger stuff). Car is a sweet ride, an NP200. It was public holiday so not totally out of the ordinary considering but this new information has me suspicious.

About half way to the beach my car starts making a funny noise and stuttering badly. Talk about bad timing. So I crack open the bonnet and check the spark plugs because they have given me problems before. It turns out one of them has burned out or melted on the end. So I quickly replaced it with a spare I had.

Anyway here's my question. Which Spark plug brand do I go with: NGK, Autolite or Bosch?

Jirre, lucky for me I'm single and my NP200 doesn't have spark plugs..

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Shout out for @Herr der Verboten for parodying the real shyte