This minger hit on me at the gym

Datura

Datura

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So I do yoga at the gym and our instructor is good but my word she looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a cricket bat. Not only that, she is pretty big for a yoga instructor but that's not my problem. So anyway, I was still pretty worked up from my spinning class so I took my top off for yoga. This woman could not stop staring at me! After the class she came up to me and started full on flirting with me. Telling me how her boyfriend is a loser and cannot perform in bed blah blah blah. She told me she had keys to a private shower and that it's safe to shag there as she has done it almost everyday with other guys for months. After 20 minutes of this I just told her I was gay and made a getaway. All the time there was this creepy guy at the water cooler staring with devil eyes. I suspect that he may be her boyfriend.
 
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Datura said:
So I do yoga at the gym and our instructor is good but my word she looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a cricket bat. Not only that, she is pretty big for a yoga instructor but that's not my problem. So anyway, I was still pretty worked up from my spinning class so I took my top off for yoga. This woman could not stop staring at me! After the class she came up to me and started full on flirting with me. Telling me how her boyfriend is a loser and cannot perform in bed blah blah blah. She told me she had keys to a private shower and that it's safe to shag there as she has done it almost everyday with other guys for months. After 20 minutes of this I just told her I was gay and made a getaway. All the time there was this creepy guy at the water cooler staring with devil eyes. I suspect that he may be her boyfriend.
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master! :D
 
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Datura said:
So I do yoga at the gym and our instructor is good but my word she looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a cricket bat. Not only that, she is pretty big for a yoga instructor but that's not my problem. So anyway, I was still pretty worked up from my spinning class so I took my top off for yoga. This woman could not stop staring at me! After the class she came up to me and started full on flirting with me. Telling me how her boyfriend is a loser and cannot perform in bed blah blah blah. She told me she had keys to a private shower and that it's safe to shag there as she has done it almost everyday with other guys for months. After 20 minutes of this I just told her I was gay and made a getaway. All the time there was this creepy guy at the water cooler staring with devil eyes. I suspect that he may be her boyfriend.
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What have we here? Cape Town gym.... this post is worthless without a name! :D
 
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You gave her a ticket to the gun show, of course she was gonna wanna hit that.
 
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